Collection: Historical

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Picture this: Sir Ian Millward, a knight from the 12th century, never quite understood the concept of time. One moment, he’s jousting in the year 1163, the next, he’s standing in front of Jodrell Bank Observatory in the future (or, as Sir Ian would call it, "the land of shiny things and noise machines") and staring at its giant, weird dish like it’s the holy grail of science. He knows this place is important—he just hasn’t quite figured out why.

In his day, Sir Ian was known as “the boldest knight of the round table”—and also the least punctual. He once showed up three weeks late to a siege because he got distracted by a particularly impressive tree. But now, here he is, in the future, rallying his squire to march across the land—because "The stars must be telling me something!"

The mission? To journey to Jodrell Bank, a place so mysterious that Sir Ian, in his time-traveling daze, is convinced it’s a castle or a holy site he’s destined to discover. As they march, the two knights exchange words of wisdom about their quest, while Sir Ian insists on calling it “Jodri Bank” (he just loves the sound of it), all while trying to figure out what exactly to do with this giant metal dish. Is it a new weapon? A catapult for the future? The possibilities are endless.

The "Sir Ian" design captures that glorious confusion, with Sir Ian standing proud, his armor glinting in the alien glow of Jodrell Bank, ready to make sense of it all. Perfect for anyone who likes to imagine medieval knights boldly stumbling through time and space, demanding to know why no one has told him how to fight a laser beam or decipher radio signals from other galaxies.

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The Bible is packed full of funny sh*t - God knows we all know that. But no story is more side-splittingly hilarious then the one about this lad, called Noah, who God managed to convince to quit a high-flying job in the city to build an ark to house a boat load of immigrant animals.

Noah had no woodworking experience, apart from a one hour lesson in school when he was 13. Even in that brief interaction with a medium grade pine, Noah failed miserably at creating the most basic of coping joints, and severed the tip of his little finger on the saw. Stupid Noah.

Anyway, the daft pr*ck should have known better than to make the giant leap, from coping joint to 150,000 sq. ft. wooden ark. The Bible tells one story, but geological studies have proven the reality - the ark sank quicker than Jack did in the Titanic movie. 

Buy a loved one Shirts & Giggles' imaging of the exact moment Noah realised his mistake. Someone chuck that kid a life jacket - daft pr*ck.

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We all have some form of connection to World War II, but now you can wear that history with pride. Your grandad died in World War II, by falling out of a guard tower, what's a little slip of a german between freunds?

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There are very few things in life more spiritual and tranquil than hanging out with your mates in late-summer, watching the sun set behind the rolling hills of a lush English countryside. 

Couple that with a gentle breeze dancing off the WMD you were blessed with at birth, swinging between your legs, and you would be easily forgiven to believe you were a true gift from God. 

For those who can relate, if is a matter of when, not if, that fame will find you.

Amen.

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This shirt is for the fearless few who understand that sometimes, the greatest historical moments are the weirdest ones. Featuring the infamous "Masturbating Man" from the ruins of Pompeii – yes, that guy is doing exactly what you think he’s doing – this design immortalizes a man who, even in the face of impending volcanic doom, decided to get one last satisfaction before the end.

With the bold caption “Seize the Day”, this shirt is a darkly humorous reminder that you should grab life by the, well, you know what and make the most of it. No matter the circumstances — even when death is literally about to rain down upon you — this guy knew how to live in the moment. Literally.

Perfect for those who think the best way to face the chaos of life is with a bit of irreverent humour, a dash of ancient defiance, and the ability to laugh at the absurdity of it all. Whether you’re into history, dark humour, or you just love a good “wait, what?” moment, this shirt delivers.

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
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"The very essence of leading men is that you have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully on every occasion. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet" - well you could, but you'd look like a total and utter kn*bhead.

You'll know if you're a true lover of women by asking a women "what is the difference between me and the sky?”. If they answer with "when you're around, I forget about the sky", and you avoid contracting herpes, you have succeeded. 

We celebrate those rare legends in the world who are authentic - Leaders of Men, and Lovers of Women.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.