Collection: Puns / One-Liners / Jokes

Salt and Pepper, Batman and Robin, Minne and Micky, ....Boobies and Calculators. The Office of National Satistics showed results in 1999 that 1 in every 4 times a calculator is turned on, the number 5318008 is entered into the device, ergo, the infamous 'BOOBIES' calculation.

Grab this tee for the maths whizz in your life, or for someone with general appreciation for either mathematics, and/or, boobies.

Perfect for anyone who likes their humour with a bit of nostalgia and a dash of playful rebellion, this T-shirt is your chance to let the world know that sometimes, it’s not about the answer — it’s about how you get there.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Sometimes, the only way to express the absurdity of life is with a design that’s as baffling as it is brilliant – like those blessed with dyslexia. This shirt speaks to those moments when everything seems a bit off – you know, when you’re trying to say something profound but end up with a garbled mess of words that only that special someone can truly appreciate. It’s like trying to speak in a calm, collected voice while the universe throws a tantrum in the background.

Made from 100% cotton (thankfully, no air in the hands here), this T-shirt is the perfect way to look confidently confused while making an unspoken statement about the modern world, or your dyslexia. Whether you’re out at the pub, stumbling through your daily commute, or just casually trying to communicate with a disoriented barista, this shirt is guaranteed to leave people wondering whether you’re a misunderstood genius or just in the middle of a very serious brain malfunction…called dyslexia.

Perfect for those who embrace chaos with a wink and a shrug – and don’t mind everyone else questioning their life choices.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Shirts n Giggles innit.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the Michelin Man in all his pillowy glory – and no, this isn't just a comfy roadside attraction. This isn’t your average tire mascot, this is the Michelin Man: a living, breathing (well, sort of) symbol of both automotive excellence and the ribs that we all secretly wish were just a little bit more... ribbed.

Cushiony, durable, and, quite frankly, perfectly sculpted — you’ve never looked at tires the same way after seeing this Michelin masterpiece. And now, thanks to this t-shirt, you too can flaunt the “ribbed for your pleasure” look, without the risk of getting oil stains on your clothes.

Wear it and let the ribbed fun begin. Because who wouldn’t want to advertise that they’ve got the most pleasurable Michelin experience in town?

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

There is only one thing better than enjoying a sensual tug in the comfort of your own home. Getting paid to do it whilst on company time. Show us a man who claims he doesn't deploy at least one five knuckle shuffle when "Working From Home", and you'll be showing me a liar.

Honesty is the best policy, so grab this t-shirt today and wear it with pride. If you are partial or prolific in the dickle flickle department, this one is for you.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Here it is - the perfect blend of mysterious and awkwardly deep humour. Picture it: a man standing proudly in front of a roaring fireplace, completely focused on stoking the flames. His eyes? Locked on the fire, no time for distractions. The caption? "You don’t look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire." It’s a profound life lesson, wrapped up in an oddly specific piece of advice about fireplace etiquette. Because, let’s face it, when you're deep in the zone, you don’t have time for the pretty knick-knacks above your head; you're busy with the important stuff - like keeping the fire alive (literally and metaphorically).

This shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates dry humour, life advice no one asked for, and the kind of randomness that makes people pause and say, “Wait, what?” Ideal for anyone who’s a fan of clever, unnecessarily deep one-liners, and doesn’t mind causing a few raised eyebrows with an awkwardly thoughtful fashion statement. Wear it when you want to give the impression that you have your life completely together… even if you’re just focusing on the fire.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Step into the world of bizarre with this avant-garde design: a fried egg with Yoko Ono’s face staring back at you, like it’s ready to drop some mind-bending wisdom while simultaneously frying your brain. Who knew breakfast could get this artsy? This shirt perfectly blends surreal humour with an iconic pop culture moment, giving you a look that’s both utterly confusing and ridiculously funny. It’s the kind of fashion statement that says, "I’m here for a good laugh, but also for the weirdest thing you’ve seen all day."

This shirt is perfect for anyone who loves mixing their food with pop culture and can appreciate humor that’s as random as it is hilarious. It’s for those who get the joke (and for those who don’t—because sometimes not getting it is half the fun). Ideal for anyone who wants to leave people staring and wondering if you’re secretly a genius or just really into odd art. Wear it when you’re feeling adventurous and ready to embrace the truly bizarre side of fashion. Just be prepared for confused stares, awkward questions, and the occasional “Is that…Yoko Ono?”

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Introducing the ultimate moment of karmic irony: the Laughing Cow, once a symbol of joy and dairy-based hilarity, now bawling her eyes out outside a butcher’s shop. Yep, that’s right—she’s in full-on meltdown mode, clutching her cheeks with dramatic, tear-streaked eyes, as the butcher inside gets ready to do his work. The caption? "Who's laughing now?" Oh, the sweet, sweet revenge of karma, as this poor cow, who spent her days being the face of cheese spreads, realises the punchline’s on her. It’s like if a sitcom went terribly wrong, and now the joke’s on the main character.

Perfect for those who thrive on awkward, uncomfortable humour and don’t mind pushing the boundaries of taste. This shirt is for anyone who’s ever wondered, what would happen if the Laughing Cow had a bad day? Spoiler: It’s this. Wear it to make people question their snack choices and start side-eyeing every cow in sight. Just don’t wear it to the grocery store—there’s a good chance you’ll get a couple of confused looks, especially if you’re near the dairy aisle.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Get ready to turn some serious heads with this heavenly design – The Pope, chilling at a pool party surrounded by a bunch of smoking hot women. Because, hey, when in Rome, right? The caption, "When in Rome", takes on a whole new meaning as the holy man trades the pulpit for poolside vibes. It’s the ultimate mix of divine intervention and party mode, showing that even the holiest of figures knows how to let loose (at least in the most inappropriate of fantasies). Perfect for those who love mixing religion with a little bit of cheeky fun, and aren’t afraid to cross some lines for a laugh.

This shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates a blend of humour that’s blasphemously bold, and who’s not shy about flaunting it. It’s for the ones who know life’s too short to take seriously, especially when you’re out here channeling Vatican-level party energy. Wear it when you want to make a statement – one that’s as unexpected as it is hilarious. Just don’t wear it to Sunday Mass. Or maybe do, if you’re feeling really rebellious.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Get ready to turn some serious heads with this heavenly design – The Pope, chilling at a pool party surrounded by a bunch of smoking hot women. Because, hey, when in Rome, right? The caption, "When in Rome", takes on a whole new meaning as the holy man trades the pulpit for poolside vibes. It’s the ultimate mix of divine intervention and party mode, showing that even the holiest of figures knows how to let loose (at least in the most inappropriate of fantasies). Perfect for those who love mixing religion with a little bit of cheeky fun, and aren’t afraid to cross some lines for a laugh.

This shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates a blend of humour that’s blasphemously bold, and who’s not shy about flaunting it. It’s for the ones who know life’s too short to take seriously, especially when you’re out here channeling Vatican-level party energy. Wear it when you want to make a statement – one that’s as unexpected as it is hilarious. Just don’t wear it to Sunday Mass. Or maybe do, if you’re feeling really rebellious.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Get ready to turn some serious heads with this heavenly design – The Pope, chilling at a pool party surrounded by a bunch of smoking hot women. Because, hey, when in Rome, right? The caption, "When in Rome", takes on a whole new meaning as the holy man trades the pulpit for poolside vibes. It’s the ultimate mix of divine intervention and party mode, showing that even the holiest of figures knows how to let loose (at least in the most inappropriate of fantasies). Perfect for those who love mixing religion with a little bit of cheeky fun, and aren’t afraid to cross some lines for a laugh.

This shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates a blend of humour that’s blasphemously bold, and who’s not shy about flaunting it. It’s for the ones who know life’s too short to take seriously, especially when you’re out here channeling Vatican-level party energy. Wear it when you want to make a statement – one that’s as unexpected as it is hilarious. Just don’t wear it to Sunday Mass. Or maybe do, if you’re feeling really rebellious.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Step into the wild side of fairy tales with this bold, cheeky design featuring The Big Bad Wolf in bed with a stunning woman’s body. The caption? "What’s the time, Mr. Wolf? Shagging time." Forget the usual huffing and puffing—this wolf is all about a different kind of blow. It's the perfect mix of childhood nostalgia and totally inappropriate humor. Wear it when you’re feeling cheeky and don't mind turning heads, causing uncomfortable laughter, or starting awkward conversations.

This shirt is ideal for anyone who loves to twist classic fairy tales into dark, edgy jokes. It’s for those who appreciate humor that makes people question their life choices and aren't afraid to embrace a little shock value. Perfect for the guy who thinks "classy" is overrated, and "dirty" is where the real fun is. Just be ready for the side-eye and that "Did he really just wear that?" look. Because yes, yes you did.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

What happens when you collide good old fashioned christianity and Mexican porn? For goodness sake, just ask Jesus!

This t-shirt demonstrates graphically the cross over and close correlation between christianity and Mexican porn so you'll never need to explain again...

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Sometimes life hands you a misdiagnosis, and you realise it’s not about letters getting scrambled... it’s just about having too many distractions in your brain to notice. This t-shirt represents a nod to those moments when you think you’ve got one thing figured out, only to realise you’re really just an over-caffeinated mess of scattered thoughts.

A perfect t-shirt for the easily distracted, the perpetually off-track, and the easily sidetracked. Forget the day, valentine’s day? Vaseline day, it don’t matter.

Made from 100% cotton (because, really, who can remember what fabric they’re wearing when they’ve got 19 different things going on at once?).

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Introducing the t-shirt that’s equal parts iconic and slightly scandalous—the subtle nod to one of the most infamous viral videos of all time. Here we have two girls, each holding a cup, looking innocent enough, but if you know, you know. With the faintest hint of mischief in their eyes, they’re about to make you question whether you’re truly innocent in this moment—or whether you're just a part of an inside joke that refuses to die.

It's a throwback to that video that made us all say, "Wait, did they just...?” Yes, it's a cup. Yes, it's two girls. And yes, that’s all we're going to say. The design doesn’t scream the reference—it whispers it, like that time when you saw the video for the first time and couldn’t believe your eyes... but couldn’t look away either.

Perfect for those who live for viral moments and have a certain appreciation for subtle humour. This is the shirt for anyone who enjoys a little cheeky nostalgia—and has definitely watched that video once or twice, or... maybe five hundred times.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Introducing the t-shirt that’s a deep dive into the tragicomic lives of household items. Here we have a toothbrush and toilet roll, two unsung heroes of daily hygiene, locked in a grumpy heart-to-heart. The toothbrush is done. Scrubbing plaque for hours, getting caught in the back corners of mouths, and rarely getting any appreciation. "I hate my job," it mutters, with bristles sagging in despair. Meanwhile, the toilet roll, ever so self-aware, rolls its eyes (as much as a roll of toilet paper can) and says, "You don't know how good you've got it."

The toilet roll has seen things. It knows the harsh reality. It spends its days hanging on a hook, dangling precariously in bathrooms, always one sudden tug away from its tragic end. It’s literally at the mercy of the worst possible fate—and it's not even getting paid for this. But the toothbrush? It gets its own place in the bathroom, a holder, a case... it's got a nice life compared to the constant threat of being unceremoniously yanked and crumpled into oblivion.

This shirt is for anyone who’s ever felt under-appreciated at work—whether you’re a toothbrush scrubbing away or a toilet roll praying to make it through the day without an embarrassing encounter. It’s a hilarious reminder that, no matter how tough your job is, someone else has it worse. Like, a lot worse.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Introducing the most awkwardly hilarious t-shirt you'll ever wear. Here we have a humble tripod, but don't let its simple design fool you. With the caption “They call me the tripod”, this shirt is here to make every conversation a little bit more uncomfortable and a lot funnier.

The tripod: A tool for stability. A symbol of strength. A stand-in for something much bigger... And clearly, the perfect way to get people really curious about what exactly you're implying. Is it about photography? Is it about something else? Does it really matter at this point? No, because once you drop this bombshell, the people are talking.

Perfect for anyone who enjoys awkward silences, nervous giggles, and watching people’s brains try to process whether you’re referring to your camera gear... or your personal life. Either way, you're sure to leave a lasting impression. It's like a wink, but with a tripod.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Introducing the ultimate self-love t-shirt. Here we have The Rock (yes, Dwayne Johnson) embracing the one thing he loves most... a rock. No, it's not a metaphor for inner strength. He’s literally hugging a rock, because sometimes, the only thing that’s going to have your back like The Rock is, well, a rock.

The design captures that raw, unfiltered connection—the kind of self-love that says, “I don’t need people. I’ve got this rock, and that’s enough.” It’s a tribute to the power of self-acceptance, whether you’re lifting weights, lifting your spirits, or just lifting a rock that might be heavier than your emotional baggage.

Perfect for anyone who believes in self-love, rocks, or just wants to make an absurd statement that will have everyone wondering, “Wait, is that really The Rock hugging a rock?” Because when it comes to self-care, sometimes all you need is a solid foundation.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Get ready for the most unexpected martial arts-meets-veggie hybrid the world has ever seen. Introducing The Lee Brothers t-shirt, where Bruce Lee teams up with none other than a broccoli, and we’re here for it. That’s right, Bruce Lee – the master of combat – now has a sibling you never saw coming: Broccoli Lee, a green powerhouse ready to break a sweat, throw down in the ring, and definitely not get steamed.

This design captures Bruce Lee’s iconic intensity while his trusty veggie sidekick stands firm, ready to show that even the most nutritious greens have a fistful of fury. Whether Bruce is throwing flying punches or broccoli is simply standing there, ready to protect your health, these two are here to prove that strength doesn’t just come from a punch—it can come from your broccoli.

Perfect for anyone who loves an off-the-wall mashup of martial arts and nutrition, or anyone who’s tired of boring old veggies and wants a kung fu twist on their dinner. This shirt is for those who believe that not only can you fight like a champion, but you can snack like one too.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

The most bizarre crossover of pop culture history! Introducing the ‘Teehee-nage Mutant Ninja Turtle’ t-shirt – where Michael Jackson’s moonwalk meets mutant crime-fighting. This shirt imagines MJ, not as the King of Pop, but as the teenage mutant ninja turtle we never asked for, but desperately needed. Dressed in a shell, wielding nunchucks, and rocking that infamous glove, he’s here to save the sewers, one hee-hee at a time.

Who wouldn’t want to see MJ shaking up the streets of New York, busting out the Thriller dance moves while battling Shredder and his goons? The design perfectly captures the spirit of a turtle who knows the difference between a moonwalk and a fight to the death with mutant Foot Soldiers. Is it absurd? Yes. Is it weird? Absolutely. But did it feel right when we saw it? You bet.

Perfect for anyone who loves a dark sense of humour, absurd mashups, and the idea of a world where Michael Jackson, who once dodged accusations with the grace of a moonwalking turtle, actually is a ninja turtle. After all, nothing says "dangerous" like an oversized shell and a smooth criminal turtle.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.