Collection: New Releases

Because sometimes, football needs a player who’s part mad genius, part unpredictable lunatic, and all parts about to get sent off in 20 minutes. This T-shirt is dedicated to Paolo Di Canio – the man who didn’t just play football… he performed it like a Shakespearean tragedy, with a dash of comedy and a whole lot of red cards.

The design features Paolo at his most Di Canio-esque – from his iconic volley against Wimbledon, which looked like it was shot out of a cannon, to his legendary push on the referee that made everyone think, “is this Hitler in disguise?” He wasn’t just a footballer; he was a man possessed, a striker who could score goals that made the crowd chant his name in awe, then immediately get a yellow card for something completely unnecessary. It was like watching a circus act with no safety net – absolutely brilliant, yet terrifying at the same time.

Wearing this T-shirt will give you an instant magnetic aura of a man who spent his career walking the line between incredible and insane. Whether you're trying to score goals, crack jokes, or tell everyone your opinions on fascism, you’ll radiate that “I’m slightly mad, but it works” energy that makes everyone love you – while also fearing for their safety.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

For those who truly appreciate the finer things in life – like the excruciatingly slow joy of reading a book in a world full of distractions, or something else – this shirt gets it. Featuring a simple line drawing of a man absorbed in his reading, the caption, “One of life’s great pleasures... is reading a book,” is a gentle reminder that sometimes the quietest joys can be the most rewarding.

Perfect for book lovers, blowjob lovers, intellectuals, or anyone who’s ever pretended to read a classic at a party, this tee is a nod to the slow-paced, low-tech pleasure of flipping pages. Bonus points if you’ve ever actually finished a book in the last 10 years without checking your phone every five minutes.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

A goalkeeper who looks like he might be one bad decision away from becoming your mate down the pub, yet somehow keeps stopping everything. This T-shirt is dedicated to Paddy Kenny – the man who, despite being the least likely goalkeeper in Premier League history, somehow became the one you always wanted between the sticks when things got chaotic.

The design features Paddy in all his sporadic glory, but with all his consistent glistening baldness. A talented footballer who had a kick that could either go straight into the stands or straight into the top corner of his own net. It’s a montage of a man who wasn’t sure what he was doing half the time, but by some miracle, still managed to keep clean sheets and endear himself to every fan in a way no other keeper could. He wasn’t just the man with a questionable haircut – he was the man who saved your life in the 89th minute, but also looked like he had just emerged from a car wreckage.

Wearing this shirt means you’ll instantly adopt Paddy’s "I’m just happy to be here" vibe. People will look at you and think, “Are you brilliant, or are you just here for a laugh?” The answer? Both.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

For those who march to the beat of their own clock, this shirt is the ultimate declaration of "fashionably late" meets "don't bother me with your time rules." Featuring the bold statement, “I’m only late if I turn up,” it’s the perfect way to embrace your own relaxed approach to punctuality – because, really, who needs the stress of being on time when you can just... not show up on schedule?

This tee is for the laid-back, the chronically late, or anyone who's too busy enjoying life to rush to any appointment. Whether it’s a meeting, a party, or a date, this shirt tells the world you’ll get there when you get there... and you’re fine with it (and maybe, secretly, so are they).

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

‘I’m Gonna Eat You’ describes one legend, and one legend only – Oliver ‘Günter’ Kahn.

Football used to have a goalkeeper who absolutely terrifies everyone – from strikers to his own defenders, and, frankly, probably even his own reflection. This T-shirt is dedicated to Oliver Kahn, the German shot-stopper who had the kind of intensity that made you wonder if he was actually trying to save goals or just trying to mentally break the striker into thinking he’d been cursed by a Bavarian warlord.

The design features Kahn in all his absolute madman glory: the unhinged glares, the incredibly violent fist pumps, and his wildly unnecessary shouts that could be heard from three countries away. Who else could make a simple goal kick look like the opening scene of a war film? Kahn had that rare gift of making every match feel like life or death, while simultaneously looking like he might snap and start yelling at his own goalposts for no reason whatsoever.

Wearing this shirt means you’ll instantly adopt Kahn’s ferocious intensity. People will look at you, unsure if they should respect you, fear you, or just stay out of your way, because honestly, this man had the look of someone who could stop a goal and then immediately demand your lunch money just for the privilege of being in the same room. You’ll bring the same kind of energy to absolutely everything—whether it’s a casual coffee, a work presentation, or just trying to get a seat on the bus.

Wearing this may cause people to start calling you ‘The Wall’, even if you're just trying to park your car.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

May the force be with you... and your midfield. This t-shirt brings together two legends in one: Jon Obi Mikel and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Picture this: Mikel rocking the Jedi robes, lightsaber in hand, and looking like he’s ready to defend the galaxy and dominate the midfield. It’s the perfect fusion of football greatness and Star Wars iconography. Forget “The Force” — this is the Obi Force.

Whether you’re a die-hard Mikel fan or a Star Wars geek, this shirt is for those who know the importance of a solid defence... and a solid lightsaber duel. Ready to tackle Sith Lords and strikers, Mikel’s got your back – on and off the pitch.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

This shirt is for the dark humour enthusiast who’s not afraid to crack a few jokes at the expense of the food chain. Featuring a bewildered chicken peering into an oven at a perfectly roasted chicken, this shirt delivers the punchline that no one saw coming: “Oh no, that was Barbara. She was really nice.”

It's a twisted, yet hilarious take on the life (and unfortunate fate) of a chicken, complete with that one chicken who was just a bit too friendly. Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of gallows humour and aren’t afraid to embrace the awkward moment when the truth hits a little too close to home.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

After making his debut at the age of 41 for Arsenal, this player left a legacy of someone who was so effortless, you were left wondering if he was secretly playing a different game altogether. This T-shirt is dedicated to Nwankwo Kanu – the man who, in a world full of strikers trying too hard, strolled onto the pitch and made football look like a piece of cake…

Whether he was casually nutmegging a defender with the elegance of a man who has no business doing this or scoring that iconic hat-trick against Chelsea like he’d been sent from the future to show us how it’s done, Kanu was always a few steps ahead of everyone, but somehow, not even breaking a sweat, or his wheelchair.

Wearing this shirt you should expect people to ask, “does he have a passport?” Kanu’s gift was making impossible things look stupidly simple—the kind of player who could score a thunderbolt and then, with zero fuss, walk away like he’d just ordered a coffee.

Nwankwo Kanu wasn’t just a player – he was a magician, a man who proved that sometimes, you don’t need to try hard to make the game look like a masterclass.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Because sometimes, football needs a player who could score a wondergoal and then wander off like he’s had enough for the day. This T-shirt celebrates Nicolas ‘Le Sulk’ Anelka – the striker whose career was a perfect blend of world-class talent and unpredictable sulking. One minute he’s scoring a jaw-dropping finish, the next he’s giving you that look like “yeah, whatever, I’m not interested anymore.”

Featuring a montage of his best moments – like his legendary lob against Liverpool and his cool-but-apathetic goals for Chelsea – this shirt captures the essence of a man who could casually dominate a game, then spend the next 20 minutes wondering why he wasn’t playing for Real Madrid. Wearing it? You’ll instantly channel his mysterious vibe and have people asking, “Is he a football genius or just too cool for this?”

You’ll look effortlessly cool, radiate that I-don’t-need-to-try-hard attitude, and be the only one in the room who can pull off the “I’m above it all” look without anyone questioning it. Plus, you get to own a piece of football’s most legendary enigma – and that’s something money can’t buy... well, except for this shirt.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

“The greatest thing to ever walk onto the pitch” – Nicklas Bendtner

This T-shirt is dedicated to a man who believed he was destined for greatness, but mostly just left us scratching our heads. His self-proclaimed ‘Lord Bendtner’ persona is only equalled by his unforgettable goal celebrations where he looked like he’d just won the World Cup… for his under-12s team. Bendtner was one of those rare players who made every single goal look like a personal achievement for mankind – even if, let’s be honest, half of them were just scruffy tap-ins that hit him on the shin.

Bendtner wasn’t just known for his blatant confidence – the man had an ego the size of the Emirates Stadium. Who could forget that moment when he casually declared himself the best striker in the world while playing for Arsenal? You’d almost believe him… if you didn’t see him miss an open goal from two yards out five minutes later.

Nicklas Bendtner wasn’t just a footballer – he was a walking headline, a man who believed that every match was a chance to remind us all that he was a god among men…Lord Bendtner may not have conquered the footballing world, but he definitely conquered our hearts with his unshakeable belief that, one day, he’d be recognised as the best.

A true cult hero for those who understand that sometimes, confidence is the only thing you need – even when you miss three sitters in a row.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Neil Warnock doesn’t just break the rules—he rewrites them. This shirt features one of his most iconic, ridiculously confident moments: “When have I ever needed a f**ing goalkeeper?” And let’s be honest, it’s a sentiment only someone like Neil could pull off. Who needs a keeper when you’re ready to storm forward and take on the world? Defence? Nah, that’s for people who don’t believe in winning at all costs.

This shirt is for anyone who knows that sometimes, the real action’s up front—and you’ll take on anyone, regardless of the consequences. It’s perfect for the unapologetically bold and those who believe in the power of pure attack. Whether you're charging through life with no safety net or just laughing at the thought of conventional tactics, this is the tee for you.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

When Neil Warnock lets slip a line like “Have you seen the size of the knockers on her?”, you know he’s not just talking about football – he’s making a statement. This shirt captures one of Neil’s most famous (and most unexpected) moments, where his passion for the game got... a little sidetracked. It's crude, it's cheeky, and it’s undeniably Warnock.

This tee is for anyone who appreciates a bit of locker room humour, unfiltered confidence, and that special level of awkward charm only Neil can bring. Whether you’re making a bold statement or just enjoying the absurdity of it all, this shirt gives you the perfect way to laugh it off with a cheeky nod to one of Warnock’s most infamous outbursts.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

This one’s got it all: Scottish pride, mythical creatures, and a whole lot of Sturgeon. Featuring none other than Nicola herself, riding the legendary Loch Ness Monster like a true Scottish warrior in all her topless freedom, this shirt demands attention. With the iconic Scottish flag fluttering behind them, the bold caption “You will never take our freedom” rings out like a battle cry against any opposition.

It’s the perfect tee for anyone who loves a bit of cheeky patriotism, an iconic political figure, and an oversized splash of Scottish history and legend. Whether you're waving the flag or just enjoying a good laugh at the audacity of it all, this shirt is a tongue-in-cheek salute to the relentless fight for independence, with just a touch of mythical flair.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

For when words really matter and you need to let someone know exactly how you feel, this shirt delivers Neil Warnock’s most no-nonsense, straight-talking moment: “Shove that up your arse... ya shithouse.” No sugar-coating. No pretending everything’s okay. Just pure, unfiltered Warnock, calling out the nonsense with all the passion of a man who’s had enough – and isn’t afraid to say it.

This tee is perfect for anyone who's ever been pushed to their limit, whether on the pitch or off, and knows how to throw a verbal grenade when the situation calls for it. It's for the ones who respect honesty, swear like sailors, and want the world to know they're not here for any nonsense. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and show everyone that sometimes, the truth is just better shouted with a little anger and a lot of attitude.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

This shirt isn’t just a statement—it’s a threat. Featuring Neil Warnock delivering his classic no-holds-barred wisdom: “If you’re not prepared to snap your banjo string for this club, you have no future. Simple as that.” It’s the kind of unapologetic, heart-on-sleeve passion you only get from one of football’s most fiery managers.

This tee is for the die-hard fans, players, and managers who know that football is about giving everything – EVERYTHING – for the badge. No half-measures. No excuses. If you’re not willing to go to the absolute limit for the club, well, Neil's got some strong words for you. It’s perfect for anyone who understands that football isn’t just a game; it’s a commitment. And if you're not all-in, you're out.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Get ready to embrace the full fury of Neil Warnock with this absolute belter of a t-shirt. Featuring the iconic football manager mid-rant, “He should be f*cking flaggin’... tosspot” captures one of his most unforgettable moments – yelling at the linesman in a glorious outburst of frustration, as only Warnock can. This isn’t just a rant, it’s a moment of footballing gold where everything, from his incredibly specific insults to the pure passion in his voice, boils over in a way only Neil can deliver.

This shirt isn’t for the faint-hearted – it's for the football fan who knows the absolute pain of bad calls, the exasperation of watching your team get done by the ref, and the sheer joy of hearing Warnock tell it like it is. It’s the perfect piece for anyone who’s ever found themselves screaming at the TV with that same intensity, or for those who simply enjoy the grumpy glory that is Neil Warnock’s temper.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Channel your inner Neil Warnock with this unapologetic, straight-talking shirt. Featuring the legendary football manager in full-on rant mode, it’s got the classic “Have a f**ing word with him, ref”* - a phrase so iconic it’s practically carved into footballing history. If you’ve ever been caught in the heat of the game, screaming at the referee like your entire life depends on it, this shirt lets you wear that frustration proudly.

Whether you’ve been robbed by a bad decision or just love the sheer rage that only a Warnock outburst can bring, this tee says it all. It’s for the die-hard football fan who isn’t afraid to shout at the TV, the ref, or the person sitting next to you who “doesn’t understand football like you do.”

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

This one’s for the brave, the cheeky, and the proudly dyslexic who know that laughter is the best therapy – because nothing else will turn the light on upstairs. The shirt features a man being asked the age-old question, “What does DNA stand for?” and answering with the unashamedly incorrect, “National Dyslexics Association.” Clever boy.

Why go for “Deoxyribonucleic acid” when you can turn biology into a yet another incident of making a fool of yourself? Perfect for anyone who’s ever accidentally mixed up their letters, thrown in a few extra vowels, or been thoroughly confused by an acronym that makes no sense… because we all know it’s really all just a bit of a jumble anyway.

Wear this shirt proudly and let the world know that while you may not have mastered spelling, you’ve definitely mastered the art of not converting life’s ambitions into reality.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

This shirt is definitely not for the faint of heart! Featuring a man reclining with a smug grin, he’s casually saying, “My Johnson was in the Guinness Book of World Records, until the librarian told me to take it out.” Yep, you read that right. It’s the ultimate blend of confidence, humour, and a bit of cheeky innuendo.

Perfect for anyone who loves a good pun, a laugh that catches people off guard, or just enjoys making awkward yet hilarious statements. Whether you’re lounging around or making a bold statement in public, this shirt is sure to get a reaction—either laughter or raised eyebrows (sometimes both!).

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.