A goalkeeper who looks like he might be one bad decision away from becoming your mate down the pub, yet somehow keeps stopping everything. This T-shirt is dedicated to Paddy Kenny – the man who, despite being the least likely goalkeeper in Premier League history, somehow became the one you always wanted between the sticks when things got chaotic.

The design features Paddy in all his sporadic glory, but with all his consistent glistening baldness. A talented footballer who had a kick that could either go straight into the stands or straight into the top corner of his own net. It’s a montage of a man who wasn’t sure what he was doing half the time, but by some miracle, still managed to keep clean sheets and endear himself to every fan in a way no other keeper could. He wasn’t just the man with a questionable haircut – he was the man who saved your life in the 89th minute, but also looked like he had just emerged from a car wreckage.

Wearing this shirt means you’ll instantly adopt Paddy’s "I’m just happy to be here" vibe. People will look at you and think, “Are you brilliant, or are you just here for a laugh?” The answer? Both.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Introducing the Dion Dublin Football Cult Hero T-shirt – because sometimes, you just need to honour a man who’s as iconic for his footballing prowess as he is for his questionable dance moves. This design features a glorious montage of Dion Dublin, the man who gave us both goals and the memorable “Dion’s Dance” that no one really asked for, but everyone remembers. Each picture showcases him in all his 90s glory, from his time at Coventry to his brief stint in the TV studio, and yes, we’ve included his ever-present knitted brow and haircut of absolute conviction.

Dion Dublin isn’t just known for scoring a few decent goals, or helping his team avoid relegation – he’s also known for being the unsung star of daytime TV and one of the few players who managed to keep his hairline more stable than his football career.

Whether you’re a fan of his footballing finesse or simply enjoy watching him make awkward appearances on shows like Homes Under the Hammer, this shirt is a tribute to a man who defined a generation in more ways than one – mostly by looking perplexed as he got sucked into situations he absolutely did not sign up for.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

A player who could turn a 90-minute match into a technical masterpiece with a single flick of his foot. This t-shirt is dedicated to Yossi Benayoun – the Israeli magician whose low-key brilliance, silky dribbling, and ability to confuse the hell out of defenders made him a fan favourite at clubs like Liverpool, Chelsea, and West Ham.

The design celebrates Benayoun’s most unforgettable moments – from his sly runs that made defenders question whether they were even playing football, to his ridiculous ability to score goals out of absolutely nowhere, as if by magic (or just a complete fluke, who knows?). Benayoun wasn’t the type to make a big noise—he was all about the sneaky plays, the subtle passes, and the moments of pure wizardry that left you asking, “Wait, how did he do that?”

Who could forget his incredible goal against Arsenal for Liverpool, where he squeezed through the defence like he was butter on toast? Or that time he casually waltzed past five players, leaving defenders wondering if they’d accidentally signed up for a game of "Where’s Waldo?" instead of football. Benayoun’s style was understated, but you always knew when he was on the pitch—mainly because he was the one not getting tackled for once.

Perfect for anyone who believes in the power of subtlety and thinks “flashy” football is for amateurs. With Benayoun, you weren’t just watching a game, you were watching an artist at work—only the art was making everything look a bit too easy.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

A player who could turn a 90-minute game into a goal-scoring spree with just a single touch. This t-shirt is dedicated to Yakubu Aiyegbeni – the Nigerian striker whose clinical finishing, clever positioning, and unshakable calm in front of goal made him a cult hero at clubs like Middlesbrough, Everton, and Portsmouth.

The design celebrates Yakubu’s most unforgettable moments – from his ice-cold finishes that made goalkeepers feel like they’d been struck by lightning, to his incredible ability to be in the right place at the right time, turning half-chances into highlight-reel goals. Yakubu wasn’t about flair or showmanship – he was all about precision and power when it mattered most. No moment was too big for him; no shot was too difficult. If he was in front of goal, you knew it was only a matter of time before it hit the back of the net.

Who could forget his clinical hat-trick against Manchester United for Middlesbrough, where he made scoring look effortless and left defenders questioning their life choices? Or his unforgettable brace against Birmingham, where he showcased that goal-scoring instinct that few could match. Yakubu’s style was simple but deadly – no nonsense, just goals.

Perfect for anyone who appreciates a striker who does what he says on the tin – scores goals, and lots of them. With Yakubu, you knew you’d get one thing for sure: a goal. And when he got that look in his eye, the only thing you were sure of was that it would not be the last.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Tony Hibbert – So Boring They Named Him Once. A player who could turn a 90-minute game into the most uneventful event of your life with just a single pass. This t-shirt is dedicated to Tony Hibbert – the unsung hero of Everton, the full-back who made a career out of doing the bare minimum and somehow still became a legend.
The design celebrates Hibbert’s most unforgettable moments – from his incredibly simple passes that made you question if he was even trying to be interesting, to his reluctant overlaps that, honestly, looked more like tactical misunderstandings. Hibbert wasn’t about flair or excitement – he was about efficiency, reliability, and absolutely nothing that would catch your attention. If you blinked, you might’ve missed him.

Who could forget his one goal in 10 years of playing for Everton, which somehow became a national talking point because, well, it was the most exciting thing he’d ever done? Or his legendary ability to exist on the pitch without ever really doing much of anything – perfectly content to pass the ball sideways or hoof it down the line, all while looking incredibly indifferent. Hibbert’s style was minimalism at its finest, and he made the ordinary extraordinary by simply doing what was expected of him – and only that.

Perfect for anyone who appreciates the quiet genius of doing absolutely nothing but doing it consistently for over a decade. Because with Tony Hibbert, you knew you weren’t going to see any fireworks. But you were going to see 90 minutes of complete mediocrity – and honestly, sometimes that’s just what you need.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Tony Hibbert – So Boring They Named Him Once.

A player who could turn a 90-minute game into the most uneventful event of your life with just a single pass. This t-shirt is dedicated to Tony Hibbert – the unsung hero of Everton, the full-back who made a career out of doing the bare minimum and somehow still became a legend.
The design celebrates Hibbert’s most unforgettable moments – from his incredibly simple passes that made you question if he was even trying to be interesting, to his reluctant overlaps that, honestly, looked more like tactical misunderstandings. Hibbert wasn’t about flair or excitement – he was about efficiency, reliability, and absolutely nothing that would catch your attention. If you blinked, you might’ve missed him.

Who could forget his one goal in 10 years of playing for Everton, which somehow became a national talking point because, well, it was the most exciting thing he’d ever done? Or his legendary ability to exist on the pitch without ever really doing much of anything – perfectly content to pass the ball sideways or hoof it down the line, all while looking incredibly indifferent. Hibbert’s style was minimalism at its finest, and he made the ordinary extraordinary by simply doing what was expected of him – and only that.

Perfect for anyone who appreciates the quiet genius of doing absolutely nothing but doing it consistently for over a decade. Because with Tony Hibbert, you knew you weren’t going to see any fireworks. But you were going to see 90 minutes of complete mediocrity – and honestly, sometimes that’s just what you need.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

A player who could turn a midfield battle into a warzone with just a single tackle. This t-shirt is dedicated to Thomas Gravesen – the Danish dynamo whose intensity, madness, and absolute unpredictability made him a cult hero at clubs like Everton, Real Madrid, and Celtic.

The design celebrates Gravesen’s most unforgettable moments – from his ferocious tackles that made you question if he was actually playing football, to his audacious long-range shots that had goalkeepers praying for mercy. Gravesen wasn’t just a midfielder, he was a force of nature – part enforcer, part lunatic, and all chaos. You never knew if he was about to score a screamer or get sent off for something utterly ridiculous (probably both in the same game).

Who could forget his legendary stint at Everton, where he played with the kind of aggression that made you wonder if he was channelling Viking ancestors with every tackle? Or his move to Real Madrid, where he was the madman in a team full of galácticos, proving that even the most stylish of teams needed a maniac in the middle to make things interesting. Gravesen’s unpredictability was his charm – one minute he was knocking in a wonder-goal, the next, he was flying into a challenge like a man possessed.

Perfect for anyone who likes their football with a side of reckless abandon and doesn’t mind a little craziness on the pitch. With Gravesen, you knew it wasn’t just about control, it was about creating utter chaos—and absolutely loving it.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

A player who could turn an average game into pure anarchy with just a single moment of madness. This t-shirt is dedicated to Taribo West – the Nigerian powerhouse whose tackles, hairdos, and utter unpredictability made him a cult hero at clubs like Derby County, Inter Milan, and beyond.

The design celebrates Taribo’s most unforgettable moments – from his thunderous tackles that left opponents in the dirt, to his infamous green and yellow hair that made sure you knew exactly where he was on the pitch. West wasn’t just about grinding it out – he was about bringing chaos, raw energy, and a mysterious aura of "what the hell is going on?" to every game. Whether he was barreling through midfield or throwing himself into a last-ditch tackle, you never quite knew what was coming next.

Perfect for those who love a bit of unpredictability with their football, or anyone who’s ever found themselves questioning the laws of physics after watching him play. Just remember – with Taribo, expect the unexpected, and maybe a questionable hair choice.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.