Tony Hibbert – So Boring They Named Him Once. A player who could turn a 90-minute game into the most uneventful event of your life with just a single pass. This t-shirt is dedicated to Tony Hibbert – the unsung hero of Everton, the full-back who made a career out of doing the bare minimum and somehow still became a legend.
The design celebrates Hibbert’s most unforgettable moments – from his incredibly simple passes that made you question if he was even trying to be interesting, to his reluctant overlaps that, honestly, looked more like tactical misunderstandings. Hibbert wasn’t about flair or excitement – he was about efficiency, reliability, and absolutely nothing that would catch your attention. If you blinked, you might’ve missed him.

Who could forget his one goal in 10 years of playing for Everton, which somehow became a national talking point because, well, it was the most exciting thing he’d ever done? Or his legendary ability to exist on the pitch without ever really doing much of anything – perfectly content to pass the ball sideways or hoof it down the line, all while looking incredibly indifferent. Hibbert’s style was minimalism at its finest, and he made the ordinary extraordinary by simply doing what was expected of him – and only that.

Perfect for anyone who appreciates the quiet genius of doing absolutely nothing but doing it consistently for over a decade. Because with Tony Hibbert, you knew you weren’t going to see any fireworks. But you were going to see 90 minutes of complete mediocrity – and honestly, sometimes that’s just what you need.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.