Lomana LueLua – so sh*t they named him twice. A player who could turn a 90-minute game into a highlight reel with just a single moment of madness. This T-shirt is dedicated to Lomana LuaLua – the Congolese winger whose pace, trickery, and utter unpredictability made him a cult hero at clubs like Newcastle, Portsmouth, Long Legs, and beyond.

The design celebrates LuaLua’s most unforgettable moments – from his blistering runs down the wing, leaving defenders clutching at air, to his scorcher of a debut goal for Newcastle against Middlesbrough, where he announced his arrival in the Premier League with an absolute thunderbolt. LuaLua’s dribbling was jaw-dropping – a blur of pace, skill, and a cheeky smirk that made you wonder if he was playing a different game entirely. But it wasn’t just the runs or the goals – it was the chaos he brought to every match. A cross-field dribble one minute, a missed sitter the next – with LuaLua, you never quite knew what to expect.

Who could forget his audacious free-kick against Tottenham at Portsmouth, where the ball curled into the top corner like a work of art? Or his countless mazy runs that had the crowd on their feet, even if they sometimes ended with a bewildering shot off-target? LuaLua’s style was chaotic brilliance, and he owned it.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.