This shirt is for the fearless few who understand that sometimes, the greatest historical moments are the weirdest ones. Featuring the infamous "Masturbating Man" from the ruins of Pompeii – yes, that guy is doing exactly what you think he’s doing – this design immortalizes a man who, even in the face of impending volcanic doom, decided to get one last satisfaction before the end.
With the bold caption “Seize the Day”, this shirt is a darkly humorous reminder that you should grab life by the, well, you know what and make the most of it. No matter the circumstances — even when death is literally about to rain down upon you — this guy knew how to live in the moment. Literally.
Perfect for those who think the best way to face the chaos of life is with a bit of irreverent humour, a dash of ancient defiance, and the ability to laugh at the absurdity of it all. Whether you’re into history, dark humour, or you just love a good “wait, what?” moment, this shirt delivers.
Features
• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt. • Relaxed fit suitable for men and women. • Ethically sourced garment. • Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles. • Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology. • High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
Our t-shirts are printed on demand because we're fancy like that! Each shirt is lovingly crafted just for you, which means it can take up to 7 days for us to print and ship your order. We know, we know, waiting is hard, but trust us – it's worth it. Plus, by printing on demand, we're doing our bit to help Mother Earth. Fewer unsold shirts mean fewer sad shirts destined for landfills. Yay for sustainability!
• Made with fabric consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
• The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
• The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
• Made using 100% cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
• Gildan is also a proud member of the Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.