Collection: New Releases

'Flat As A Witches T*t' [saying]

When the atmosphere has dropped and has become incredibly boring and/or depressive. "Every time you come near me you are flat as a witches t*t".

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Ever wondered what happens when The Lord of the Rings collides with the world of sharp suits and ruthless business? Well, here’s your answer: a legendary Touker Suleyman, Dragon's Den mogul, towering over the words "Fool of a Took." Yes, this tee reimagines the iconic moment when Gandalf calls Pippin a "fool of a took," but with a very unexpected twist – because, let’s face it, if anyone was going to get caught up in a Tolkien-esque mix of arrogance and chaos in the business world, it’d probably be Touker.

With his steely gaze and no-nonsense attitude, Touker’s perfectly positioned to offer his own version of this infamous insult, only this time, the fool is anyone who didn't snap up his latest business venture. The caption's in bold behind him, as though Touker himself is standing in for Gandalf, scolding some hapless entrepreneur who dared to underestimate his business wizardry. "Fool of a Took!" indeed.

This t-shirt is for those who love a bit of pop culture absurdity, and an appreciation for business tycoons who are clearly just one bad decision away from throwing a wizard’s tantrum in the boardroom.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Introducing the ultimate tribute to America’s Sweetheart… and her career that’s somehow both the epitome of Hollywood perfection and a bit of a well-timed, darkly comedic tragedy. This shirt features a montage of Jennifer Aniston’s finest headshots—because let’s face it, the woman’s been in more hair-raising roles than a shampoo commercial, and she knows how to rock every single one of them.

From her Friends days (the iconic Rachel Green look) to those rom-coms where she definitely wasn’t playing the same character again, we’ve got every “What’s she up to now?” phase captured. But the beauty of this montage? It’s not just the usual pretty smiles. No, no—expect to see those awkward moments from the lesser-known movies, the ones where the plot was as questionable as the wig they gave her (we’re looking at you, The Break-Up).

Wear it to your next family gathering for some "Well, this is awkward" moments, or to your mate's movie night when they’re watching Along Came Polly and you just know it’s gonna take a turn into sad romantic comedy territory.

Also, should you get asked why you’re wearing it, just answer: "I’m really invested in Jennifer’s evolving career. The hair alone is a masterpiece."

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Before the nitrous, before the muscle cars, before the family... there was Vin Diesel on a penny-farthing bike. That’s right, folks—this shirt unveils the untold origin story of – and spoiler alert: it wasn’t all high-speed chases and Vin revving engines. No, no. In the beginning, it was just Vin, a penny-farthing, and the open road. The road was a bit slower, sure, but the fury was still there.

Picture Vin Diesel in a waistcoat, one hand gripping the handlebars and the other trying to look way too intense for someone riding a bike that’s probably about to topple over any second. He’s got that trademark “I’ll race anything” attitude, but the wheels? Yeah, not so much.

Wear this shirt to remind the world that Vin Diesel’s need for speed started with a giant front wheel and the kind of pedal power that no amount of NOS can match.

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

This is the shirt that says: “I’ve got class… and a very specific taste in Hollywood legends.” Featuring a montage of headshots of the one and only Halle Berry, this tee takes you on a whirlwind journey through the years, from Die Another Day to Catwoman, and everywhere in between. It’s the ultimate homage to one of the most iconic faces in cinema history.

But here's the twist: Halle’s headshots aren't your typical glamorous photos. Oh no. We’ve got a few questionable looks thrown in—because, let’s face it, every career has its highs and its not-so-great moments (and we’re here for all of them). From the red carpet to the courtroom, this montage leaves no angle untouched.

Wear it if you love Halle (but also love the idea of taking the mickey out of Hollywood's relentless pursuit of "the perfect shot"), and have absolutely no shame in owning a shirt that could cause awkward pauses at family gatherings.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Warning: This shirt may cause confusion, giggles, and the overwhelming urge to explain yourself. Featuring one an example of life’s most simple men, with his hands held high, as if he's caught in the act of something… well, questionable.

Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of dark, absurd humour mixed with the ridiculousness of our everyday blunders. Wear it if you’re not shy about showing off your sense of humour and your poor, dyslexic typing skills. Just be prepared for people to look at you like you're the one who needs the dictionary, and maybe... some therapy.

Pro tip: If someone asks you about the shirt, just shrug and say, "It's an extreme case of self-care gone wrong." That should do the trick.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Because sometimes, you need a striker who looks like he’s been plucked straight out of a 90s music video and plays like he's got nothing to lose. This T-shirt is dedicated to the one and only Fabrizio Ravanelli – the man who made every goal look like the climax of an action movie, and every celebration like an impromptu audition for Moulin Rouge.

The design captures Ravanelli in all his immense glory – from his blinding white hair (a look that somehow screamed both ‘I’m here to score’ and ‘I’m also here to party’) to his unforgettable air-guitar celebration that made every strike feel like a rock concert. Whether he was tearing up Serie A with Juventus or gracing the Premier League with Middlesbrough, Ravanelli was always the one player you could count on to give 110%... in style.

Ravanelli wasn’t just a goal machine – he was also a man whose passion was as big as his fringe, and his confidence as bold as his white boots. The Pantera-style celebration after scoring one of his many iconic goals? Pure Ravanelli. The odd mysterious squint whenever things weren’t going well? Also pure Ravanelli. Who needs subtlety when you’ve got flair like that?

So whether you’re a fan of his legendary goalscoring ability, his unique fashion choices, or simply the sheer unpredictability of a player who was as likely to make a crucial finish as he was to take a mid-match catwalk, this T-shirt is a tribute to a man who could turn the simplest of matches into a spectacle.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

A goalkeeper who’s as likely to pull off a world-class save as he is to start a bizarre fashion trend. Enter Fabien Barthez – the man who made goalkeeping look like an art form... and occasionally like a circus act. This T-shirt celebrates the unpredictable genius that was Barthez, a man whose eccentricities made him a legend both on and off the pitch.

The design features a montage of Barthez in all his hairless glory – from his stunning World Cup performances to his sublime ability to dive in entirely the wrong direction. This shirt captures the essence of a keeper who could make a save that defied physics one minute, and then do something completely mad, like wander upfield for no apparent reason, the next.

Barthez wasn’t just known for his shot-stopping ability or his extremely questionable fashion choices (those black leather gloves, anyone?), he was also famous for his level of confidence that bordered on delusional. His bald head wasn’t the only thing he was fearless about – he was just as likely to make a vital save as he was to flounce about the pitch with the swagger of a man who had no idea what he was doing.

Whether you’re a fan of his acrobatic saves or simply enjoy the strange charm of a keeper who seemed to think he was playing a different game entirely, this T-shirt is a tribute to a goalkeeper who was more about flair than function, and definitely more about style than sanity.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Football needs a hero who’s equal parts chaos, charm and ar*e – and that hero is Emmanuel Eboué. This T-shirt is dedicated to the man who gave us more unintentional comedy than a sitcom on a Saturday night, while also being surprisingly effective on the pitch.

The design captures all of Eboué’s most memorable moments, from his hilariously baffling antics on the field, his full-throttle, ‘you have no idea what’s going on’ celebrations, to asking his social media following what the term “w*nk” meant. Featuring his iconic "I’m definitely not sure what I’m doing, but I’m loving it" expressions, this shirt immortalises a man who somehow managed to be both a meme and a cult hero in the same breath.

Eboué wasn’t just known for his random yellow card accumulations or his one-man comedic show, he also had an unmistakable ability to turn a routine game into a chaotic masterpiece of slapstick. Who could forget his infamous tantrum against his own fans, or the time he thought he was being substituted for the other Eboué?

Whether you’re a fan of his unpredictable performances on the pitch or just enjoy the bizarre moments that could only happen with Eboué around, this T-shirt is a tribute to the legend who gave us more than football – he gave us comedy gold.

A hero, a meme, and a man who proved that sometimes, it’s the chaos that makes you unforgettable.

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Some footballers are remembered for their skills, others for their antics, and then there’s El Hadji Diouf—who rewrote the rulebook on both. This T-shirt is a glorious tribute to the man who could dazzle you with his footwork one minute and leave you wondering what the heck just happened the next. A walking highlight reel of controversy, flair, and absolute chaos on the pitch, Diouf made an art form out of winding up fans, defenders, and even his own teammates. His talent was undeniable, but his... shall we say, “colourful” personality, is what truly made him a Premier League legend.

The cheeky antics, the mind games, and the famous spitting incident that made headlines for all the wrong reasons. Whether it was his trickery on the ball, his love for a good scrap, or the way he could turn a simple match into an absolute circus, Diouf was football’s most unfiltered personality.

He was the player who would moonwalk in front of the Kop, the one who could score and immediately make the whole stadium want to boo him. But that was Diouf—he was never going to play it safe. He was a footballer who knew exactly how to make an impact, and he did it every time he stepped onto the pitch. And let’s face it, you can’t be a true Premier League hero without a little bit of controversy along the way.

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

The unsung hero, the battering ram, the workhorse, the donkey, and the man who actually made football look like a team sport. This T-shirt is a tribute to the legend who was more about the hard graft, the link-up play, and the relentless runs than the headlines, and yet, somehow, he still made history. Heskey didn’t just play the game – he embodied it. Whether it was at Leicester, Liverpool, or England, you could always rely on Emile to be the man who’d put in the shift, take the knocks, and create the space for others to shine.

The design doesn’t just show goals (because there weren’t that many), but the real moments of genius: the way he could hold off defenders with the strength of a charging bull, the deft flicks, the moments of brilliance that always seemed to go underappreciated, and the assist that set up the actual striker to score. The man wasn’t a goal machine, he was the glue that kept the whole team together, and yet somehow, we still talk about the ones who were.

Heskey was the original “assist to the assist” guy, and you can be too by showing this design to a mate, who can buy it for his mate.

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Brace yourselves for the most timber-ific fashion statement of the year. This t-shirt features Elijah Wood—but not in your typical Frodo Baggins get-up. Nope, here he is, casually strolling around with a tree trunk in his trousers. And no, it’s not a prop from Lord of the Rings. This is Elijah really getting into the woods—if you know what we mean.

With “Elijah Got Wood,” we’re diving deep into the depths of Treebeard’s forest, where forest puns meet a rather questionable fashion choice. Forget the One Ring—Elijah’s found something a little more... well, hard to handle.

Perfect for those who like their humour as dry as a cracked branch, and as blunt as a sawed-off log. Wear this tee and proudly announce that you, too, have been blessed with an abundance of wood... just like Frodo’s favourite hobbit in his post-Mordor, pre-sanity retreat.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Because sometimes, you need to honour a man whose footballing brilliance was only outshone by his complete unpredictability, and total lack of respect. This T-shirt celebrates the one and only Emmanuel Adebayor – a striker who could score a screamer one minute and be caught daydreaming the next.

The design captures all of Adebayor’s best (and worst) moments, from his glorious I’m off to the Etihad! celebration to his near-mythical ability to vanish without a trace after scoring. Featuring a montage of him at his finest – in both his glorious goal-scoring prime and his equally memorable ‘I’ve lost interest’ phase – this shirt encapsulates the man who kept us guessing, for better or for worse.

Adebayor wasn’t just known for his towering headers or his (sporadic) work ethic, he was the player who made us question whether he was truly in the game or simply having a wander around the pitch to clear his head. And who could forget his unrivalled ability to accidentally turn a celebration into a personal vendetta?

So, whether you’re a fan of his occasional brilliance or just enjoy laughing at his ability to single-handedly break Arsenal’s collective spirit, this T-shirt is a tribute to the legend who managed to somehow be both infuriating and unforgettable – all at once.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

This is the ultimate self-care kit – wrapped up in a comfy tee for when you need to declare war on productivity, embrace the art of doing absolutely nothing, and choke the bishop. The "Duvet Day Starter Pack" comes with everything you need for a solid day of self-satisfaction… under the duvet, obviously (bananas are optional).

Featuring the iconic Titanic for when you need a tear-jerking escape (don’t lie, we all know you’ve watched it 27 times), a lone hand to symbolise that perfect me time, and a box of tissues for, well… you’ll figure it out.

Perfect for those days when you need a duvet day with zero guilt and a whole lot of "me, myself, and I" energy. Just remember to keep the box of tissues well-stocked.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Hold onto your woolly jumpers, because this design is here to shear your expectations! Picture it: Ed Sheeran, not strumming his guitar, but instead wielding a pair of clippers and taking a shear cut to a fluffy, unsuspecting sheep. Ed Sheeran—the man who’s known for his soft ballads and ginger charm—now moonlighting as a wool barber.

This shirt combines the best of two worlds: Ed’s soothing tunes and your deep, personal desire to see a famous pop star take on the low-key, gritty job of shearing sheep. After all, what could be more relaxing than imagining Ed snipping away, gently coaxing a sheep to surrender its fleece, while you belt out Shape of You in the background?

Perfect for fans who appreciate a little irony, a little humour, and a lot of dark, sheep-shearing vibes. Wear this shirt and let people know that you’re not just here for Ed’s music—you're here for the full experience, wool and all.

Warning: May cause sudden cravings for lamb chops or intense debates about whether Ed’s more of a shearer or a ginger. Either way, we’re sure it’ll be an ‘a-moo-sing’ conversation starter.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Ever wondered what happens when a football legend's vision is as blurry as his tackle style? Well, wonder no more! The iconic Dutch midfielder, Edgar Davids, is still searching for that elusive 3D TV.

In an age where every gadget claims to be "the future of television", Edgar’s stuck in a world where he’s convinced 3D is just around the corner. The 3D glasses are on, the confusion is real, and let’s be honest, he's probably wondering why he can’t see the football in HD from 20 years ago either.

Perfect for those who love a bit of dark humour, football nostalgia, and a good old-fashioned bit of gadget confusion. Let’s face it: it’s 2025, Edgar, the 3D TV was a fad! But don’t worry, mate, we’ll be here with a pair of glasses and a popcorn bucket while you keep looking.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Some footballers make history, and some become history. Enter Duncan Ferguson, the Premier League cult hero who could turn a tackle into a legend and a header into a lifelong rivalry. This T-shirt is a full-on tribute to the greatest moments of the big man’s career—one where passion, power, and the occasional headbutt are all part of the highlight reel. We’re talking about the beast who made defenders quake, fans roar, and referees question their life choices.

The design captures moments: the crunching tackles, the towering headers, the undying commitment to wearing that “I’m here to give 110%” energy like it was a badge of honour. And, of course, the unforgettable headbutts that had even the bravest players looking over their shoulders. “Dunc,” as he’s affectionately known, was less of a striker and more of a walking, talking highlight reel with a temper.

Whether you're reliving those glory days or just giving a nod to football’s most lovable psycho, this T-shirt has you covered. It’s the perfect way to show the world that you know what it means to be a true Premier League hero – one that doesn’t shy away from any challenge, be it physical, mental, or just getting into a bit of a scrap.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Because sometimes, the line between reality and satire gets so blurred you can't tell if it's a political campaign or a bizarre Hollywood remake. Enter Donald Gump—a masterpiece that combines the world’s most infamous business mogul with the unassuming charm of a shrimp-loving, slow-running, life-is-like-a-box-of-chocolates icon. This exclusive T-shirt for Shirts & Giggles features Donald Trump, dressed as Forrest Gump, sitting on a bench with the same confused-but-optimistic grin that makes you wonder whether he’s about to run for office or just run away from it all.

The caption “Donald Gump” says it all—because when you’re this unpredictable, why not embrace the chaos and confusion? It’s the perfect blend of classic cinema and political absurdity, with just enough irony to make you question reality. Will he give speeches about shrimp? Will he run for president on a platform of "I’m just here for the snacks”? Who knows, but you’ll definitely get a laugh either way.

Made from 100% cotton (because even if you’re running cross-country, you’ll want to be comfy), this T-shirt is perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh at the intersection of pop culture and politics, and wants to show the world that, sometimes, the best way to cope with it all is to just keep running—right into the arms of political parody.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Want to wear a literal hot take on politics? This T-shirt features an absolute masterpiece—pure sh*t on sh*t action – like the universe itself decided we needed a little more absurdity in our lives. “Donald Dump” doesn’t just get the point across; it hurls it at you with all the subtlety of a tweet at 3 AM.

Made from 100% cotton (because we all know comfort’s important when you’re making such a statement), this shirt is perfect for anyone who wants to express their feelings about modern politics, but in the most irreverent way possible. Whether you’re making a bold statement at a protest, or simply wearing it to confuse your nan at Sunday lunch, this tee declares that sometimes, the best way to deal with things is to just flush it all down the drain.

Ideal for fans of potty humour, political satire, or anyone who’s ever thought, “You know what? The world could use a little more poo-based commentary,” this T-shirt is guaranteed to make heads turn, jaws drop, and possibly result in a few awkward silences. You’ll definitely get some confused stares, some laughs, and maybe even a "well, I guess that's one way to put it" or two.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Because why settle for just any old ninja turtle when you can have Dong-a-Tello—the mutant genius with a bit more... length. This T-shirt takes Donatello, the tech-savvy, nunchuck-wielding turtle we all know and love, and gives him a cheeky twist by turning him into the ultimate master of the "dong"—because why shouldn’t your favourite turtle be a bit of a legend both in the dojo and in the... other departments?

Is he tinkering with gadgets? Is he inventing a new kind of pizza? Or is he just wondering the streets and swinging his piece above his head? Who’s to say? Either way, this shirt will make sure everyone knows you’re not just a fan of ninja reptiles—you're a fan of the ninja reptile.

Made from 100% cotton (because, let’s face it, you’ll need to strike the perfect balance between soft and hard), this T-shirt is perfect for anyone who enjoys mixing nerd culture with the ultimate cartoon weapon. Whether you’re at a comic con, chilling with your mates, or just making a bold statement at your kid’s sports day, “Dong-a-Tello” will ensure that no one forgets the time you made the world’s most famous turtle just a little more suggestive.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.