Every shiny-headed legend deserves a little help getting started! This clever design is a tribute to the ultimate essentials for those of us who are embracing the “less is more” approach to hair folicals. Featured front and centre: a flat cap (for when your scalp needs a bit of shade or provide the warmth your fallen hair soldiers used to provide), and a razor (because, let’s be honest, is life worth it anymore).
“Bald Man’s Starter Pack” proudly announces that you’re not just going bald – you’re prepared. You’ve got the accessories, the tools, and the spirit of a true follically-challenged hero. It’s not just a look; it’s a lifestyle. Not one many would pick, but still a lifestyle. Whether you’re already living the buzzcut dream or just about to take the plunge, this t-shirt will let everyone know that being bald isn’t a setback – it’s a bold decision.
Made from 100% cotton (because you’ve already got enough to manage with your hairline), this T-shirt is perfect for anyone with a sense of humour who’s embracing their new look as a beat up baby. Whether you’re having a pint at the pub or trying out that “just-woke-up” look, this shirt is the ideal companion to your shiny dome.
Warning: Wearing this might result in unsolicited advice from well-meaning friends, sudden curiosity about your haircare routine, and a few affectionate head pats. But hey, at least you’ve got the starter pack to handle it.
Features
• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt. • Relaxed fit suitable for men and women. • Ethically sourced garment. • Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles. • Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology. • High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
Our t-shirts are printed on demand because we're fancy like that! Each shirt is lovingly crafted just for you, which means it can take up to 7 days for us to print and ship your order. We know, we know, waiting is hard, but trust us – it's worth it. Plus, by printing on demand, we're doing our bit to help Mother Earth. Fewer unsold shirts mean fewer sad shirts destined for landfills. Yay for sustainability!
• Made with fabric consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
• The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
• The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
• Made using 100% cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
• Gildan is also a proud member of the Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.