You Don't Look at the Mantelpiece When You're Stoking the Fire T-Shirt
You Don't Look at the Mantelpiece When You're Stoking the Fire T-Shirt
Here it is - the perfect blend of mysterious and awkwardly deep humour. Picture it: a man standing proudly in front of a roaring fireplace, completely focused on stoking the flames. His eyes? Locked on the fire, no time for distractions. The caption? "You don’t look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire." It’s a profound life lesson, wrapped up in an oddly specific piece of advice about fireplace etiquette. Because, let’s face it, when you're deep in the zone, you don’t have time for the pretty knick-knacks above your head; you're busy with the important stuff - like keeping the fire alive (literally and metaphorically).
This shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates dry humour, life advice no one asked for, and the kind of randomness that makes people pause and say, “Wait, what?” Ideal for anyone who’s a fan of clever, unnecessarily deep one-liners, and doesn’t mind causing a few raised eyebrows with an awkwardly thoughtful fashion statement. Wear it when you want to give the impression that you have your life completely together… even if you’re just focusing on the fire.
Features
• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
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SHIPPING & RETURNS
Our t-shirts are printed on demand because we're fancy like that! Each shirt is lovingly crafted just for you, which means it can take up to 7 days for us to print and ship your order. We know, we know, waiting is hard, but trust us – it's worth it. Plus, by printing on demand, we're doing our bit to help Mother Earth. Fewer unsold shirts mean fewer sad shirts destined for landfills. Yay for sustainability!
MATERIALS
Item Specification
• Made with fabric consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
• The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
• The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
• Made using 100% cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
• Gildan is also a proud member of the Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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