Roy Hodgson - Prostate to Masturbate T-Shirt
Roy Hodgson - Prostate to Masturbate T-Shirt
This shirt is for the football fan who knows that sometimes, Roy Hodgson doesn’t need to say much to say a lot. Featuring the legendary manager in a moment of pure pouting contemplation, this shirt dives deep into the awkwardly relatable experience we all wish we could forget but know we can’t.
The caption, “We’ve all experienced the doctor’s hands on your shoulders during a prostate exam,” is classic Roy: unexpected, slightly uncomfortable, and filled with that trademark dry humour only he can pull off. It’s as if Roy is speaking from the depths of a moment where words fail him, but that knowing look – and that pouting face – tells you everything you need to know.
Perfect for anyone who’s ever felt the discomfort of something that’s too real to ignore but too awkward to talk about out loud. Whether you’re laughing nervously, sharing a knowing look with friends, or just enjoying that Roy Hodgson moment of sheer unfiltered honesty, this shirt says it all.
Features
• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
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SHIPPING & RETURNS
Our t-shirts are printed on demand because we're fancy like that! Each shirt is lovingly crafted just for you, which means it can take up to 7 days for us to print and ship your order. We know, we know, waiting is hard, but trust us – it's worth it. Plus, by printing on demand, we're doing our bit to help Mother Earth. Fewer unsold shirts mean fewer sad shirts destined for landfills. Yay for sustainability!
MATERIALS
Item Specification
• Made with fabric consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
• The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
• The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
• Made using 100% cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
• Gildan is also a proud member of the Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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