Collection: Puns / One-Liners / Jokes

Who the f*ck would dare to suggest geometry, British culture, and delicious food can’t all come together in one perfectly quirky design? This masterful design features an acute angle (the most prestigious of all the angles), a piping hot cup of tea (the official drink of both the deceased Queens – Vicky and Lizzy), and a glorious pie (because why eat a pie when it can be so sh*ggable). It’s the kind of shirt that says, ...whilst I have never felt the warmth of another women, I’ve got a degree in maths, a PhD in tea-drinking, and a Master’s in "pie-eating” all in one.

The acute angle? Well, that’s for the sharp minds out there who understand that life is a little bit off-kilter, but it always works out when you’ve got the right mindset – or a good slice of steak and kidney. The tea? It’s a reminder that no matter how complicated things get, a good cuppa can solve just about anything. And the pie? Well, that’s just because… pie.

Made from 100% cotton (for maximum comfort during your pie-filled afternoon tea), this T-shirt is perfect for those who like their humour dry, but their pies wet.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

The perfect garment for those moments in life when you’ve realised you’re just an utter disappointment. This design is a brutal, no-holds-barred take on the classic let’s all point at the disappointment, leading you straight to the realisation that, yeah, you might just be a bit of a disappointment.

It’s the shirt that’s equal parts existential crisis and I’ve accepted my fate. You’ve reached that special place where you're not only an afterthought – you’re a disappointment with a capital D, and you’re owning it. If life had a scoreboard, you’d be the guy sitting on the bench, trying not to make eye contact with your mum.

This t-shirt is ideal for anyone who’s ever felt like they’re barely hanging on to any semblance of self-worth. Whether you’re having a “meh” day, realising that your best days are behind you, or just embracing the crushing weight of disappointment, this shirt is your badge of honour.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

'Flat As A Witches T*t' [saying]

When the atmosphere has dropped and has become incredibly boring and/or depressive. "Every time you come near me you are flat as a witches t*t".

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Who says grandmas can’t be the ultimate badasses? This tee features a rocking grandma on a bike, proving that age is just a number when you’ve got the need for speed (or at least a leisurely ride to the store for some cookies). With a perfectly poised grandma—helmet on, shades up, and ready to roll—this shirt will remind you that she’s not your average grandma. In fact, if she had wheels, she would’ve been a bike. Because why settle for a rocking chair when you can be rocking a ride?
Perfect for grandkids who know their grandma is cooler than most people, this shirt is a fun way to celebrate the woman who’s probably already been on more adventures than you. Whether she’s zooming to Bingo night or just cruising down the block, this tee has all the love and laughs. Just don’t challenge her to a race—you might not be able to keep up!

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.