Collection: Puns / One-Liners / Jokes

Introducing the Thrashing the Speedboat to Poo Bay t-shirt – because why just cruise when you can cruise and abuse? This graphic immortalises the thrilling moment when a speedboat hits full throttle, carving waves like a maniac... heading straight for Poo Bay. That’s right, this isn’t just a joyride; it’s a high-speed adventure to a place where the name says it all.

Perfect for those who believe life’s too short to take it slow or safe – and that every great boat ride needs a little extra kick (or, you know, a splash). Whether you're a speedboat enthusiast or just someone who likes their fun with a side of back door, this tee is your ticket to the most legendary waterway you’ll never forget.

So, put the pedal to the metal, aim for the bay, and remember – what happens in Poo Bay, stays in Poo Bay.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Introducing the "A Dyslexic Man Walks Into a Bra" T-shirt – because sometimes, the punchline is in the misread text! This cheeky design plays on the classic "walks into a bar" joke, but with a twist that only the best kind of wordplay can deliver. It's the perfect shirt for anyone who appreciates humour that's just a little bit off – in the most delightful way.

Made from 100% cotton, this T-shirt is as soft as a well-meaning apology for any awkwardness it might cause. Whether you're hitting the pub or just popping out for a pint of milk, you'll be turning heads (and possibly confusing a few people) as they try to figure out why "bar" seems to have turned into something a bit more... supportive.

Perfect for those who enjoy a bit of linguistic chaos, but don’t mind explaining it to the puzzled few who might need it spelling out. Pro tip: it’s ideal for a night out with your mates, especially if they’ve had one too many pints and start reading the T-shirt out loud. Cheers!

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

The much beloved and cult-hero fictional character, Sanka Coffie, from the film Cool Runnings stole the show during his big screen debut. Whilst undoubtedly a liability to the bobsled team, and having a face even a mother wouldn't love, fans adored him all the same.

He was known to carry a lucky egg on his person at all times, and would often ask people to "kiss his lucky egg" (fun fact: this the origin of D-Generation's infamous "suck it" trademark).

After the Jamaican's moral victory at the winter olympics, Sanka fell out with the rest of the team, ended up on the streets and eventually sold his lucky egg for some weed and a bag of salted cashews.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Sometimes, the most unbelievable nonsense is the one that leaves you scratching your head in confusion. It’s the perfect tribute to the kind of baffling nonsense that makes you wonder how on earth you ended up in the conversation in the first place.

Let’s be honest – we’ve all had those moments where the words coming out of someone's mouth are so outrageously ridiculous that your brain just short-circuits. This T-shirt captures that moment perfectly, because why listen when you can just look at this bull, stand in awe, and wonder how much of this is truly “bullshit”... and how much of it is simply there to baffle the brain into oblivion?

Made from 100% cotton (because you're going to need comfort while you’re trying to make sense of the sheer idiocy around you), this T-shirt is ideal for anyone who’s been forced into a conversation that’s more gibberish than logic. Whether you're watching politicians argue over the same nonsense for the hundredth time or enduring a workplace meeting that feels more like a bad comedy sketch, this shirt will tell everyone you’re clearly not falling for it.

Warning: Wearing this may cause some awkward silences as people realise that you’re too busy focusing on the bullshit to participate in their nonsensical banter. But hey, at least you're comfortable while you do it.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

This shirt is definitely not for the faint of heart! Featuring a man reclining with a smug grin, he’s casually saying, “My Johnson was in the Guinness Book of World Records, until the librarian told me to take it out.” Yep, you read that right. It’s the ultimate blend of confidence, humour, and a bit of cheeky innuendo.

Perfect for anyone who loves a good pun, a laugh that catches people off guard, or just enjoys making awkward yet hilarious statements. Whether you’re lounging around or making a bold statement in public, this shirt is sure to get a reaction—either laughter or raised eyebrows (sometimes both!).

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Brace yourself for some seriously uncomfortable humor with this one! Picture it: a blind man, on all fours, diligently picking up dog poo. The caption? "Who picks up guide dog poo?" Because sometimes, life’s little challenges go way beyond the ordinary. It’s a moment of hilarious absurdity that’s almost too much to process, but if you’ve ever wondered about the less glamorous side of guide dogs, this shirt has the answer. Perfect for the person who loves dark humor, gets off on shock value, and doesn’t mind pushing the boundaries of taste. It’s weird, it’s wild, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart.

This shirt is perfect for anyone who lives for the jokes that make you go, "Did they really just say that?" It's for those who can appreciate the absurdity of life and laugh at the situations no one else would dare touch. Wear it if you’ve got a twisted sense of humour and want to keep everyone guessing just how far you’re willing to go for a laugh. Just make sure you’re ready for the uncomfortable stares.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Sometimes the only thing that needs filling isn’t your stomach... it’s your sad, lonely mouth. This design features the perfect definition of Kuchisabishi: “When you’re not hungry, but eat because your mouth is lonely.” It’s that craving you can’t quite explain – not for food, but for the soothing, momentary comfort of stuffing your face because, well, your mouth has feelings too.

You’re not hungry. In fact, you just ate an hour ago. But your mouth? It’s desperate for attention. Maybe it wants a biscuit. Maybe it wants chips. Maybe it’s just bored and you’ve found yourself eating the leftover crumbs off the table like a sad, snack-obsessed robot. But hey, at least you're feeding the beast... or is it the beast feeding you? Who knows. The line between comfort food and sheer loneliness is blurry at best.

This T-shirt is perfect for anyone who’s ever caught themselves eating without purpose – because sometimes it’s not about the food, it’s about filling the void. Whether you’re grazing on crisps while watching TV, mindlessly munching on chocolate, or just nibbling to distract from existential dread, this shirt is your personal statement.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

This design is the perfect way to call out those who talk a big game but never quite deliver. You know the type – they promise the world but somehow end up delivering absolutely sweet F.A…

“All Fart and No Shit” says it all. You’ve heard the excuses, you’ve seen the grand plans that never quite materialise. And now, you can wear the ultimate reminder that some people are all talk and no walk (or in this case, all fart and no shit). Whether it’s a mate promising to show you those photos of all the ‘fit birds’, or your girlfriend who promises she isn’t cheating on you, this T-shirt gives them the side-eye they deserve.

Made from 100% cotton (so it’s comfortable enough to wear when you’re actually getting things done), this shirt is perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of snark with their wardrobe. Whether you’re calling out procrastinators, social media over-sharers, or just your mate who swears they’ve completed tinder, this T-shirt will get the point across with style.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Brace yourself for some unapologetically childish humour with this one! The design is simple – a bicycle, totally innocent and unassuming. But the caption? "Your mum." It’s the kind of low-effort, high-impact humour that catches people off guard and leaves them wondering if they missed a punchline or just entered some kind of alternate universe where bicycles are involved in personal insults. It’s as subtle as a brick, and that’s what makes it brilliant.

This shirt is perfect for anyone who loves juvenile humour, one-liners that go absolutely nowhere, and enjoys the art of throwing the most basic insult with the least amount of effort. It’s for the person who gets that sometimes, the dumbest jokes are the funniest – no setup needed. Wear it when you’re feeling cheeky and want to spark some confusion, because nothing says "I’m in charge of this conversation" like a random bicycle and a vague reference to someone’s mum.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Ever wondered where "What," "The," and "Fuck" collide in perfect harmony? This Venn diagram tees off your inner existential crisis with a beautifully chaotic blend of words we all know and love. At the intersection of What and The, you’ll find a mild confusion of life’s mysteries. But when Fuck comes into play? Oh, now we’re talking. It's that sweet spot where you’re just as confused as you are frustrated—and probably a little bit offended. Perfect for those moments when the world just doesn't make sense, and you need something to wear that perfectly sums up your mood. Warning: May provoke laughter, eye rolls, or an uncomfortable "Is this appropriate?" moment. Wear with caution.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

For when life’s path is a little too predictable. This design features a perfectly orderly line of footsteps, all marching in lockstep, until – boom – one rebellious step to the side. Because let’s face it, sometimes you just need to adjust your position, even if the rest of the world is still walking in straight lines.

Perfect for those who prefer to keep things orderly... until they don’t. Because everyone needs a moment to rearrange themselves – metaphorically, or just to, you know, get their testicles aligned before carrying on.

For the brave few who are willing to step off the beaten track… and then back on again, just as confused as ever.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

We’ve all had our fair share of epic screw-ups – whether it’s sending a text to the wrong person or you’ve decided to support Tottenham Hotspur. This shirt takes a more optimistic look at your questionable decisions, with the bold statement: “People make mistakes, but mistakes make people.” It’s like a motivational speech from someone who’s definitely never made it to a job interview on time.

Perfect for those who know that every mistake is just a step closer to becoming the chaotic genius you were always meant to be. Whether you’ve accidentally ruined a friendship, burnt your dinner, or said something incredibly awkward at a family gathering, this shirt says it all: Hey, mistakes are part of the plan... sort of.

Warning: Wearing this may lead to awkward conversations about how much you really have learned from your mistakes – or maybe you’re just owning your complete lack of lessons learned. Either way, it’s bound to get some laughs (and probably a few "Yep, I've been there" head nods).

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Get ready to embrace your inner magical misfit with this hilarious and slightly arrogant design featuring a wise old wizard looking exhausted from his constant pursuit. The caption? "Wisdom has been chasing you, but you’ve always been faster." Because who needs deep insights when you’ve mastered the art of outrunning good advice? This shirt perfectly captures the essence of avoiding wisdom like it’s a two-legged race and you’re the clear winner. Who needs wisdom when you can just keep dodging it, right?

This shirt is perfect for those who love humour with a dash of self-aware pride. It’s for anyone who’s ever proudly avoided growing up or being responsible, and has the magical ability to pretend they know exactly what they’re doing. Wear it to remind the world that you’re too busy running away from wisdom to actually get any smarter. Plus, it’s a great conversation starter for anyone who’s just a bit too wise for their own good. Wear it, and let the wisdom chase you a little longer – if it can catch you.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Introducing the most intellectually divisive t-shirt on the market. This design features the classic “There are two types of people in the world...” with the first option: 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. Yes, it’s a joke that requires a certain level of intelligence to appreciate, and it’s here to make sure everyone knows just how smart you are (or how much you enjoy torturing those who need the second half of the sentence).

This shirt is for those who can look at a set of half-finished information and immediately jump to a conclusion, leaving the rest of us shaking our heads while you sip your overpriced coffee and nod sagely. It’s an exclusive club, and frankly, not everyone is invited.

Perfect for anyone who loves obscure humour, enjoys the finer nuances of data interpretation, or just wants to leave people questioning whether they belong to the first or second type of person. Because in a world full of uncertainty, it’s always nice to remind everyone you can see the big picture... even if they can’t.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Introducing the punchline of a weather-related transportation joke you never saw coming. Here we have a train and a flurry of snow, captured in a single image of pure, snow-covered absurdity. The caption? "Train, t’snow." It’s the kind of witty wordplay that makes you groan and laugh at the same time—like, yes, we get it, snow and trains are involved, but really?

Picture this: a train puffing its way through a snowstorm, utterly unfazed by the fluffy white chaos surrounding it. The train is like, “I’ve got this,” and the snow’s just doing its thing, falling without a care in the world. And there it is: train, t’snow. The perfect pun that’s equal parts dad joke and subtle commentary on how weather doesn’t care about your commute.

Perfect for anyone who enjoys puns so bad they’re almost good, or anyone who's ever watched a train try to bravely barrel through a snowstorm, only to realize it might have been better off just staying home for the day.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

For those who march to the beat of their own clock, this shirt is the ultimate declaration of "fashionably late" meets "don't bother me with your time rules." Featuring the bold statement, “I’m only late if I turn up,” it’s the perfect way to embrace your own relaxed approach to punctuality – because, really, who needs the stress of being on time when you can just... not show up on schedule?

This tee is for the laid-back, the chronically late, or anyone who's too busy enjoying life to rush to any appointment. Whether it’s a meeting, a party, or a date, this shirt tells the world you’ll get there when you get there... and you’re fine with it (and maybe, secretly, so are they).

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

The perfect conversation starter for anyone who’s ever pondered the great mysteries of life, like “How many holes does a straw actually have?” The design features a cheeky little straw with a face, looking far too invested in this profound question. It’s practically screaming “What’s the truth?!?” as it stares into your soul, challenging the very fabric of reality.

This one's for those who live for the kind of debates that end with people throwing their hands up and declaring, “Well, technically it’s one continuous hole, but…” You’ve probably already spent hours in a pub arguing this with your mates, and now you can proudly wear it on your chest for the world to know.

A straw with a face? Yes. A shirt that makes people question the universe? Absolutely. Perfect for those who find themselves getting unreasonably deep over the tiniest things. After all, what’s the meaning of life when you can’t even agree on the number of holes in a straw?

Wear it and make people think... or confuse the hell out of them. Either way, you'll be making a statement.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Introducing the “Crayon Shortage” T-shirt – for those moments when you’ve hit the limit on patience, energy, and basic decency. The design features a bold statement that says it all: “I neither have the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.”

This one's for when someone’s asked you the kind of question that makes you seriously wonder if it’s worth trying to explain the unexplainable, or just quietly walk away. You’ve reached a point in life where there are only so many crayons left in your box, and, frankly, most of them are used up on more important things than dumb questions.

Perfect for anyone who’s ever found themselves having to explain something for the third time – only to realise it's not worth it anymore. It’s not just a mood; it’s a lifestyle. Wear it when you’ve run out of patience, time, and the ability to deal with anyone who should really know better by now.

Because sometimes, you really don’t have the crayons – and you're not going to waste them on this.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

For those who aren’t afraid to say it like it is, this shirt serves up a hefty dose of sarcasm with a side of humour. Featuring a cheerful person giving a thumbs-up, it’s paired with the classic "Keep up the good work of being a prick" — because sometimes, people just need to be told that their efforts in being difficult are truly appreciated. It’s the perfect tee for those who’ve mastered the art of passive-aggressive encouragement.

Whether you're dealing with an office know-it-all, a social media troll, or just someone who really knows how to rub you the wrong way, this shirt is the ultimate way to nicely let them know they’re doing an excellent job. Perfect for the sarcastic, the sassy, and anyone who’s had just about enough of other people's "charm."

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

When two legendary dudes meet, you know it’s going to be iconic. This shirt features two Mexican men shaking hands, giving a whole new meaning to the phrase “brotherhood.” But it’s not just about the handshake – it’s about the wisdom of the ages. Because as we all know, ‘it takes Juan to know Juan’ (and if you didn’t know that, now you do). This tee is for anyone who appreciates a solid handshake, a witty wordplay, and the undeniable bond between two people who just get each other.
Perfect for your next fiesta, barbecue, or casual meet-up with your best bro, this shirt will get a laugh (and maybe even a round of applause). Whether you're bonding over tacos, tequila, or just an inside joke, this tee is a reminder that sometimes, the best relationships are just about knowing the right Juan.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.