Collection: Puns / One-Liners / Jokes

Why settle for the ordinary when you can wear the wisdom of Wrexham’s most famous fan? This design features the one and only Bootlegger, the living embodiment of high-energy chaos and unfiltered charisma. The quote, taken form a live match stream, is the perfect blend of maverick spirit, alcoholic, and Wrexham football fan culture, with a dash of sheer legendary nonsense.

Bootlegger’s been to the very edge of “a good time” and come back with a quote that sums up his life philosophy: “Who needs the stuff when you’ve got the rush of a last-minute goal and the fresh air of the football terrace?” Whether you’re watching the Reds battle it out on the pitch or simply out on the town, this T-shirt will let everyone know you’re all about living on the edge.

Made from 100% cotton (because adrenaline-fuelled excitement is exhausting, and you deserve to be comfortable while you take on life), this t-shirt is ideal for anyone who knows that real energy comes from the pure joy of being a part of something bigger. Whether you're a Wrexham fan, a lover of eccentric personalities, or just someone who knows a good quote when they see it, this T-shirt is your ticket to looking proper mint.

Warning: Wearing this may lead to spontaneous bursts of “WREXHAM! WREXHAM!” chants, people asking you for life advice (or possibly a breath of fresh air), and the occasional “You alright, mate?” when they realise you’ve got more energy than a Red Bull factory.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

There’s nothing more graceful than flipping a grown man over your shoulder, only for him to land in a crumpled heap on the floor... and then you fold him up like a towel at the gym. This design features the perfect definition of Jiu-Jitsu.

It’s the martial art that’s all about control, but not just the physical kind – we’re talking about the kind of control where you’ve got someone’s arm behind their back, their face is turning the same colour as a beetroot, and they’re wishing they’d never heard of a triangle choke. The best bit? You’re actually just trying to fold them into the most uncomfortable shape possible – while they desperately try to breathe. Oh, and let’s not forget that moment when someone gets “accidentally” twisted into what looks like a yoga pose you definitely didn’t sign up for. Namaste, my friend.

Whether you’re training to choke someone out or you’re just there for the involuntary yoga, this shirt is the ultimate tribute to martial arts that’s equal parts pain, sweat, and humiliation.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

This shirt is for the dark humour enthusiast who’s not afraid to crack a few jokes at the expense of the food chain. Featuring a bewildered chicken peering into an oven at a perfectly roasted chicken, this shirt delivers the punchline that no one saw coming: “Oh no, that was Barbara. She was really nice.”

It's a twisted, yet hilarious take on the life (and unfortunate fate) of a chicken, complete with that one chicken who was just a bit too friendly. Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of gallows humour and aren’t afraid to embrace the awkward moment when the truth hits a little too close to home.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Every shiny-headed legend deserves a little help getting started! This clever design is a tribute to the ultimate essentials for those of us who are embracing the “less is more” approach to hair folicals. Featured front and centre: a flat cap (for when your scalp needs a bit of shade or provide the warmth your fallen hair soldiers used to provide), and a razor (because, let’s be honest, is life worth it anymore).

“Bald Man’s Starter Pack” proudly announces that you’re not just going bald – you’re prepared. You’ve got the accessories, the tools, and the spirit of a true follically-challenged hero. It’s not just a look; it’s a lifestyle. Not one many would pick, but still a lifestyle. Whether you’re already living the buzzcut dream or just about to take the plunge, this t-shirt will let everyone know that being bald isn’t a setback – it’s a bold decision.

Made from 100% cotton (because you’ve already got enough to manage with your hairline), this T-shirt is perfect for anyone with a sense of humour who’s embracing their new look as a beat up baby. Whether you’re having a pint at the pub or trying out that “just-woke-up” look, this shirt is the ideal companion to your shiny dome.

Warning: Wearing this might result in unsolicited advice from well-meaning friends, sudden curiosity about your haircare routine, and a few affectionate head pats. But hey, at least you’ve got the starter pack to handle it.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Introducing the t-shirt that’s about to redefine your sense of humor. Here we have a man casually sitting outside of a coffin, giving you the ultimate “who’s thinking outside the box now, boss?” moment. Because why be inside the box when you can literally be outside of it, right?

This design says, "Hey, I don’t just think outside the box – I live outside the box." Literally. It's the perfect combo of dark humour and existential rebellion. Forget about thinking outside the box – this man’s already kicked the box to the curb, grabbed a seat, and is enjoying a chilled beverage while everyone else is still stuck in the metaphorical grave of conventional thinking.

Perfect for anyone who’s tired of society’s rules and prefers to think way beyond the norm – because sometimes, life is about doing things your way, even if that means sitting outside a coffin and dropping a philosophical bomb on the world.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Get ready for some seriously dad-joke-level humor with this one! Picture it: a man, intensely focused, counting his fingers like he’s on the brink of a major discovery. The caption, of course, hits you with pure wisdom—"You can always count on your fingers to be reliable." Because when life gets confusing, sometimes the simplest things are the most dependable... like your own hands to make sure you’re not missing a single digit. It's a level of basic humour that’s so satisfyingly literal, you’ll wonder why you didn’t think of it first.

This shirt is perfect for anyone who loves ridiculously cheesy jokes, easy laughs, and embracing the sort of humour that’s so simple, it feels genius. It’s for the person who enjoys the little things in life and isn’t afraid to let their inner dad joke shine. Wear it when you need to remind the world that, no matter what, you can always count on your fingers—unless you’ve lost one... in which case, uh, good luck.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Because let’s be honest, if you’re the type who’s already forgotten the punchline to your own joke by the time you’ve finished saying it, this t-shirt’s for you. It’s a tribute to the fine art of half-hearing and full-bluffing your way through conversations with a grin and a nod.

Perfect for anyone who’s ever had a conversation that went completely over their head, but you just smile, pretend you’re deep in thought, and go, “Hmm, interesting” – only to later realise you completely missed the point.

Wear it with pride if you’re the master of “Sorry, what was that?” and “I’ll have to get back to you on that”. It’s not so much a fault as it is a lifestyle choice. If you don’t remember it, it didn’t happen, right?

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

For those who laugh in the face of insomnia and say, “What’s that? A struggle to fall asleep? Never heard of it.” The perfect design captures a man passed out cold, looking like he’s about to be late for a meeting in Dreamland.

This one's for the elite few who can drift off faster than a drunk uncle at a wedding. You’ve perfected the art of ‘blanket cocooning’, mastered the ‘one-minute snore’, and believe “I’ll just rest my eyes for 5 minutes” is a legitimate life plan.

Wear it proudly if you're the sort of person who could fall asleep on a rollercoaster, during an earthquake, or while being punched in the face by an alarm clock. Seriously, if sleep were an Olympic sport, you'd have more gold than Michael Phelps.

For the people who don’t need a bedtime story – they just need a pillow and a prayer. Sweet dreams, you glorious, snooze-loving legend.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Introducing the "97% of People are Stupid. Glad I’m in the 5% Club" T-shirt – because nothing says "I’m not like other people" quite like proudly announcing your superior intellect to the world. This bold statement comes with a 100% guarantee that at least 97% of the people around you won’t get it, but don’t worry, the other 5% will nod knowingly and offer you a high-five.

Made from 100% cotton, because we know you’ll be the only one who truly understands what "quality fabric" means. It’s the perfect way to let everyone know you’re too clever for most conversations, but you’re still willing to hang out with the masses. Ideal for lounging at home, attending awkward family gatherings, or casually walking past your boss.

Warning: May cause unsolicited debates, eye-rolls, and the occasional question about maths that you’d prefer not to answer.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Who knows what really happened?

All we know is this hasn't been disproven. Ever. That doesn't mean we're suggesting bat soup caused anything. Quite the opposite. It actually means we're campaigning to distinguish any stigma attached to the concept of a bat soup.

Studies from as recent as 2004, from the University of Wuhan, have suggested there are countless nutritional and health benefits of consuming bats through a liquidised means - (tip: achieve a gentle rolling boil of water in a hot pan, boil the bats until the flesh is softened throughout, and then consume as a delicious broth. Optional addition of toasted sourdough on the side, piss wet through with salted butter made from Jersey cow milk). 

Stop the spread of hate and fake news. Next time you see bats at the deli counter in your local supermarket, give bat soup a try.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Brace yourself, featuring four adorable, chubby toddlers in full battle-ready mode, this design proudly sports the title “Heavy Infantry” with no apologies. These little warriors might be waddling, but don’t let those round faces fool you. When they march, nothing stands in their way—except maybe a snack break.

This isn’t just a T-shirt. It’s a declaration of chaos. It’s for those who can’t resist the dark humour of pairing the word “infantry” with the most innocent, pint-sized soldiers you’ve ever seen. Sure, they may not have the military precision of a squadron, but when it comes to nap time, they’re an unstoppable force.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Get ready to confuse everyone in the best way possible with this design! It’s a simple “W” followed by an anchor – because why not combine the randomness of a single letter with the heavy responsibility of holding things down? Is it a secret nautical code? A weird new trend in alphabet fashion? Or maybe just a stylish way to tell the world you’re a total w*nker.

Either way, it’s guaranteed to get a double-take. Perfect for when you want to seem deep without having to actually say anything smart. Because sometimes, the most confusing outfits make the best statements.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Get ready to bare it all with this one! The "Full Moon Party" T-shirt isn't just a shirt; it's an invitation to let loose, flash a bit of cheek, and embrace your wild side. Featuring a man giving a proper moony, this design celebrates the kind of moon we all secretly want to see at a full moon party—just with a lot more bum and a lot less, well, imagination.

Perfect for when you want to show up to a party and immediately set the tone. Whether you're on holiday in Ibiza, causing a ruckus at your mate's stag do, or just trying to shock your nan, this tee will have everyone wondering if the full moon is a little more... cheeky than they realised.

For those who believe that life’s too short not to flash your backside at a party. Because sometimes, the best way to say "Let’s have a good time" is with your arse in the air. Cheeky, isn’t it?

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Who needs Google when you’ve got this t-shirt? This bold, no-nonsense design proudly proclaims that you have the ultimate solution to every problem. Whether it's being caught balls deep in your mother’s best friend, explaining why you’ve got an erection at a funeral, or helping your mate come to terms with his true feelings about his cousin, this shirt has got it covered. It’s the perfect way to let everyone know that, if you're around, there’s no question too complex, no crisis too small.

Made from 100% cotton (for maximum comfort during your endless problem-solving sessions), this T-shirt is ideal for anyone who’s ever pretended to know the answer when, in fact, they were just making it up on the spot. It’s for those who know that the right answer is often just a confident "A.F.E." away. It doesn’t matter if you’re asked “why were you and the chairman’s wife in the cubicle together, why you have eleven toes or how to fix your mate’s down syndrome problem – you’ve got an answer, and you’re sticking with it.

Perfect for any self-proclaimed genius, wannabe philosopher, or just anyone who likes to sound important while wearing something comfortable. Just don’t blame us when people start coming to you for life advice… you’ve been warned!

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Because sometimes, the hardest part of a meal isn’t the vegetable – it’s the wheelchair. This bold design features a wheelchair alongside a cartoon vegetable, with a statement that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about culinary challenges and dark humour.

It's cheeky, it's edgy, and it’s for those who appreciate the kind of humour that hits different (and often goes way too far). Wear this and let everyone know that you can handle anything – as long as it doesn't involve sitting in a chair that’s harder to eat than the veggies on your plate.

Perfect for anyone who enjoys pushing the boundaries of taste (pun intended), or just wants to see the reactions when people try to figure out what exactly they're looking at. Get ready for awkward laughs, sideways glances, and plenty of double-takes.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

The most measured t-shirt of all time. Introducing the 3cm Difference t-shirt – where precision meets pleasure in the most awkwardly hilarious way possible. This shirt features a woman holding up a tape measure, with a certain highlighted 3cm section that speaks volumes. It’s subtle, it’s suggestive, and it’s about to change the way you think about measurements… or, you know, just about anything else.

“The difference between 'ooooh' and 'ahhhh'” pretty much says it all. 3cm: not a lot, but apparently enough to take things from mildly intriguing to utterly unforgettable. Whether it’s a DIY project, a flirtatious wink, or a tiny detail that makes all the difference, this tee is for anyone who understands that sometimes the little things in life are what really matter.

Perfect for those who have a mature sense of humour and love a good joke that’s as subtle as it is funny. Because let’s face it, in some cases, 3cm can make all the difference between “ooooh” and “ahhhh.”

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Cheesy Chips and Naan T-shirt – because nothing says “comfort food with a twist” quite like your nan getting adventurous in the kitchen. This design glamourises an elderly lady surrounded by the holy trinity of greasy goodness: cheesy chips, and of course, a naan. Yes, you read that right – this is grandma’s take on a classic takeaway, and it’s absolutely chaotic in the best possible way.

It’s that moment when your nan, who’s usually about as daring as a plate of boiled potatoes, decides to throw caution (and culinary tradition) to the wind and combine all your favourite foods into one, potentially life-altering creation. She doesn’t care about the rules, and neither should you. She’s ready to get down to business, and she’s bringing the carbs – in bulk, all while wearing her best teeth.

Made from 100% cotton (because you’re going to want to be comfortable after that food coma), this T-shirt is perfect for anyone who’s ever watched in awe as their grandma’s kitchen escapades went wildly off-script. Whether you’re a fan of questionable food combinations or just love the thought of your nan going rogue with the takeaway menu, this shirt will get a laugh, a cringe, and probably a few raised eyebrows from anyone who doesn’t appreciate the culinary brilliance of a cheesy chip naan.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Here it is, the perfect shirt for when you’ve crossed the line – just like that cartoon chocolate starfish staring you down. Featuring a cheeky chocolate starfish (you know the kind) with the unapologetic caption “Permission or Apology,” this shirt is for the rebels who never bother asking for permission, because they’re too busy doing things that are going to need a good apology later.

For those who know how to push boundaries with a smirk, and who don’t mind a little mess in the process, this shirt says it all. Whether you’ve made questionable decisions in the workplace, at the bar, or in every family gathering you’ve ever attended, this is your badge of honour. You live by one rule: If you're not going to ask for permission, at least be prepared to apologize later.

Perfect for your grandma’s funeral. It’s what she would have wanted.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Prepare for some seriously questionable humor with this gem: two male friends, one cockatoo, and the ultimate question—"What's a cockatoo between friends?" Is it a bird? Is it a metaphor for something deeply inappropriate? Or is it just a joke that went a little too far? Who knows. One thing’s for sure: this shirt will have everyone around you wondering if you're making a bold fashion statement or if you’ve just crossed the line into a world of inside jokes that no one quite understands... but everyone definitely talks about. Wear it if you like your humor as awkward and as plumaged as your new feathered friend. Just don’t explain it unless you’re ready for a full, uncomfortable interrogation.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.