Dyslexia T-Shirt - Excessive Masturbation
Dyslexia T-Shirt - Excessive Masturbation
Warning: This shirt may cause confusion, giggles, and the overwhelming urge to explain yourself. Featuring one an example of life’s most simple men, with his hands held high, as if he's caught in the act of something… well, questionable.
Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of dark, absurd humour mixed with the ridiculousness of our everyday blunders. Wear it if you’re not shy about showing off your sense of humour and your poor, dyslexic typing skills. Just be prepared for people to look at you like you're the one who needs the dictionary, and maybe... some therapy.
Pro tip: If someone asks you about the shirt, just shrug and say, "It's an extreme case of self-care gone wrong." That should do the trick.
Features
• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
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SHIPPING & RETURNS
Our t-shirts are printed on demand because we're fancy like that! Each shirt is lovingly crafted just for you, which means it can take up to 7 days for us to print and ship your order. We know, we know, waiting is hard, but trust us – it's worth it. Plus, by printing on demand, we're doing our bit to help Mother Earth. Fewer unsold shirts mean fewer sad shirts destined for landfills. Yay for sustainability!
MATERIALS
Item Specification
• Made with fabric consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
• The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
• The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
• Made using 100% cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
• Gildan is also a proud member of the Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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