Collection: Puns / One-Liners / Jokes

Introducing the Slash Solo t-shirt - where the legend of Guns N' Roses meets the undeniable call of nature. This masterpiece immortalises Slash mid-solo, not with his signature guitar riffs, but with his signature stream - yes, he's urinating on stage, proving that rock gods truly do it all.

Gone are the days of "rocking the crowd"- now it's "rocking the bladder." This shirt is for those who believe every epic guitar solo should have its own... drain. Because why should Slash be the only one to blow minds when he can also blow, well... something else?

Perfect for those who think every great moment in rock history deserves a little extra splash. Wear it proudly and let the world know that when nature calls, even legends answer. #SlashSolo #RockNRollRelief

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

This shirt is for the fan who knows that every knight in shining armour has a little more swagger than history gives him credit for. Featuring a dashing medieval knight, proudly perched atop his noble steed in front of a towering castle, this design is the perfect blend of chivalry and... well, not-so-chivalrous intentions.

With the bold caption “Sir-Shag-Alot”, this shirt gives a wink and a nod to the less serious side of medieval knightly duties. Sure, he might be ready for battle, but let’s be honest – his real quest is to conquer hearts across the kingdom. Forget slaying dragons, this knight’s mission is all about slaying the social scene.

Perfect for anyone who’s ever fancied themselves a bit of a Casanova in armour, this shirt combines history with properly questionable knightly behaviour. Wear it if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to wield a sword, save the damsels, and maybe, just maybe, steal a kiss or two on the side.

Because why be a knight in shining armour, when you can be Sir-Shag-Alot?

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Get ready to sail into uncharted waters with the most majestic rower you’ve ever seen – a goat. Yes, a goat. In a rowing boat. Who knew that the world’s most skilled athletes weren’t humans, but rather... goats with a passion for smooth lake cruises and perfectly synchronised paddling?

This shirt features a determined goat, expertly manning the oars like it’s no big deal, and reminding us all that even the most unlikely of creatures can master the art of rowing. Forget about “row, row, row your boat,” this is “row, row, row your goat” – because why settle for basic when you can have a GOAT on a boat?

Perfect for lovers of goats, rowboats, or anyone who’s ever dreamt of seeing a goat outrow you in a regatta. Trust us, this is the shirt you never knew you needed but can’t live without.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Oh, Pinocchio, you mischievous little puppet. This shirt takes a classic, innocent childhood character and adds a very adult twist. Featuring Pinocchio with his famously long nose (which we all know gets longer with each lie), the caption “Sit on my face and I’ll tell you a lie” is a cheeky invitation to the risqué side of things. It’s for those who love a bit of humour that pushes boundaries and embraces the absurd.

Whether you’re a fan of classic fairy tales or just someone who enjoys making people awkwardly snicker, this shirt is the perfect blend of playful and provocative. Because who wouldn’t want to combine a Disney classic with a little bit of adult mischief?

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

For anyone who wants to make a gritty statement without saying a word, this shirt features a pelvis bone sporting a classic Elvis wig. It’s a bone-fide masterpiece. The caption "Pelvis" gives a cheeky nod to the King himself – because, let’s be honest, when you think of the word “pelvis,” you can’t help but picture Elvis shaking it like there’s no tomorrow.

Perfect for fans of Elvis, lovers of puns, or anyone who just wants to rock a shirt with some serious swagger, this tee brings together anatomy and pop culture in the best way possible. It’s the perfect blend of quirky, funny, and just a little cheeky. Whether you're hitting the town, or just making a statement while lounging at home, this shirt is guaranteed to get a second look (and probably a laugh or two).

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

For anyone who wants to make a gritty statement without saying a word, this shirt features a pelvis bone sporting a classic Elvis wig. It’s a bone-fide masterpiece. The caption "Pelvis" gives a cheeky nod to the King himself – because, let’s be honest, when you think of the word “pelvis,” you can’t help but picture Elvis shaking it like there’s no tomorrow.

Perfect for fans of Elvis, lovers of puns, or anyone who just wants to rock a shirt with some serious swagger, this tee brings together anatomy and pop culture in the best way possible. It’s the perfect blend of quirky, funny, and just a little cheeky. Whether you're hitting the town, or just making a statement while lounging at home, this shirt is guaranteed to get a second look (and probably a laugh or two).

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Let’s be honest – this is the ultimate "we've all been there" moment. Featuring the iconic image of Paula Radcliffe, one of the world’s greatest marathon runners, squatting mid-race for an urgent pit stop, this shirt proudly embraces the most infamous and relatable incident in sports history. The caption “You think you’re having a shit day” hits home with those of us who have had days that really went sideways – except, you know, Paula did it in front of millions while running a marathon.

This t-shirt is for anyone who’s ever had their worst moment exposed to the world and still managed to finish the race. Whether you’re dealing with a rough day at work, a disastrous date, or an absolute train wreck of a day, just remember – at least you're not Paula Radcliffe in the 2005 London Marathon.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

For those who truly appreciate the finer things in life – like the excruciatingly slow joy of reading a book in a world full of distractions, or something else – this shirt gets it. Featuring a simple line drawing of a man absorbed in his reading, the caption, “One of life’s great pleasures... is reading a book,” is a gentle reminder that sometimes the quietest joys can be the most rewarding.

Perfect for book lovers, blowjob lovers, intellectuals, or anyone who’s ever pretended to read a classic at a party, this tee is a nod to the slow-paced, low-tech pleasure of flipping pages. Bonus points if you’ve ever actually finished a book in the last 10 years without checking your phone every five minutes.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

The Bible is packed full of funny sh*t - God knows we all know that. But no story is more side-splittingly hilarious then the one about this lad, called Noah, who God managed to convince to quit a high-flying job in the city to build an ark to house a boat load of immigrant animals.

Noah had no woodworking experience, apart from a one hour lesson in school when he was 13. Even in that brief interaction with a medium grade pine, Noah failed miserably at creating the most basic of coping joints, and severed the tip of his little finger on the saw. Stupid Noah.

Anyway, the daft pr*ck should have known better than to make the giant leap, from coping joint to 150,000 sq. ft. wooden ark. The Bible tells one story, but geological studies have proven the reality - the ark sank quicker than Jack did in the Titanic movie. 

Buy a loved one Shirts & Giggles' imaging of the exact moment Noah realised his mistake. Someone chuck that kid a life jacket - daft pr*ck.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

This one’s for the brave, the cheeky, and the proudly dyslexic who know that laughter is the best therapy – because nothing else will turn the light on upstairs. The shirt features a man being asked the age-old question, “What does DNA stand for?” and answering with the unashamedly incorrect, “National Dyslexics Association.” Clever boy.

Why go for “Deoxyribonucleic acid” when you can turn biology into a yet another incident of making a fool of yourself? Perfect for anyone who’s ever accidentally mixed up their letters, thrown in a few extra vowels, or been thoroughly confused by an acronym that makes no sense… because we all know it’s really all just a bit of a jumble anyway.

Wear this shirt proudly and let the world know that while you may not have mastered spelling, you’ve definitely mastered the art of not converting life’s ambitions into reality.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

This tee is fully loaded with sass and a whole lotta cheek! Featuring a cartoon rabbit with a devilish grin, it's paired with the bold and hilarious caption “Make My Day and Rub It.” It's a perfect mix of a classic tough-guy quote, but with a twist—because let’s face it, a bunny making your day in the most unexpected way is exactly the kind of humour we need.

Ideal for those who love a little mischief with their humour, this shirt is a surefire way to turn heads and get people cracking up. Whether you’re channelling your inner bad boy, throwing out some playful attitude, or just in the mood to rub in that victory, this shirt has you covered.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

She’s mad, she’s got milk, and she’s done with it. This shirt features an angry woman, in classic black and white, holding a glass of milk like she’s about to toss it—and trust us, you wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end. With the bold caption “I’m lactose intolerant, okay?”, this tee is the perfect way to express your frustration with dairy, your intolerance (literally), and your need to make it crystal clear—no milk, no cheese, no exceptions.

Whether you're battling with your own digestive demons or just want to add a little drama to your wardrobe, this shirt is perfect for those who know how to make a statement – without saying a word. It’s an ideal pick for lactose-intolerant legends, drama queens, or anyone who's had one too many close calls with a glass of milk.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

May the force be with you... and your midfield. This t-shirt brings together two legends in one: Jon Obi Mikel and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Picture this: Mikel rocking the Jedi robes, lightsaber in hand, and looking like he’s ready to defend the galaxy and dominate the midfield. It’s the perfect fusion of football greatness and Star Wars iconography. Forget “The Force” — this is the Obi Force.

Whether you’re a die-hard Mikel fan or a Star Wars geek, this shirt is for those who know the importance of a solid defence... and a solid lightsaber duel. Ready to tackle Sith Lords and strikers, Mikel’s got your back – on and off the pitch.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

"The very essence of leading men is that you have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully on every occasion. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet" - well you could, but you'd look like a total and utter kn*bhead.

You'll know if you're a true lover of women by asking a women "what is the difference between me and the sky?”. If they answer with "when you're around, I forget about the sky", and you avoid contracting herpes, you have succeeded. 

We celebrate those rare legends in the world who are authentic - Leaders of Men, and Lovers of Women.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Who needs complicated graphs when you’ve got a pie chart that says it all? This tshirt features a simple yet hilariously accurate "pie chart" showing the percentage of Japan that is... in Japan. That’s right, it’s the most straightforward (and undeniably accurate) piece of data you’ll ever need—because, spoiler alert, Japan is 100% in Japan. If only all statistics were this easy to understand!

Perfect for those who love a good play on words, quirky humour, or just want to show off their knowledge of geography in the most minimalist way possible, this tee is a conversation starter wherever you go. Whether you're in Tokyo, Timbuktu, or just hanging out in your living room, this chart is bound to leave people saying, "Wait, did you just say that Japan is in Japan?!"

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Get ready to experience the ultimate fusion of galaxy far, far away and Bavarian culture! This t-shirt features none other than the legendary Jar Jar Binks... but with a twist—he’s rocking a traditional lederhosen! That’s right, the Gungan who was once a clumsy hero is now dressed to impress in full German festival gear. Why? Because in German Jä Jä Binks, everything is more fun with a little bit of yodelling, pretzels, and some seriously questionable dance moves.

Whether you’re a Star Wars fan who appreciates a good laugh or someone who just loves the idea of a Gungan going all Oktoberfest, this tee is perfect for your next party (or awkward family reunion). It's the shirt that says, "Yes, I'm classy, but I'm also here to have a blast!"

Just don’t expect him to help you navigate the galaxy—he’s probably too busy trying to figure out how to pronounce “prost” with a mouthful of bratwurst.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Ever looked at a woolly mammoth and thought, "Isn’t that just an elephant from the '60s?" Well, you’re not alone. This shirt captures the essence of the grooviest prehistoric creature to ever stomp the Earth. With its majestic fur coat and truly far-out vibes, the woolly mammoth was clearly ahead of its time. Forget about trunk size—this bad boy was basically the original hipster of the animal kingdom.

Perfect for lovers of history, humour, and animals who may or may not have attended Woodstock, this shirt is a must-have. Whether you're reminiscing about the "good old days" or just marvelling at how an elephant’s fashion game really evolved, this tee is sure to spark some deep (and possibly very silly) thoughts.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Introducing the ultimate tee for those who’ve always known life is a bit… upside down. When life gives you lemons, everyone says you should make lemonade, but if you’ve ever swapped the letters around, you might just find yourself with melons for brains, as you are likely dyslexic.

It’s a hilarious nod to the wonderfully confusing world of dyslexia, where things sometimes don’t quite line up as expected—like when “lemons” gets swapped out for “melons” and suddenly you’re the proud owner of two fruit-filled hands.

Wear this with pride and let everyone know you’re not just bad at spelling; you’re a master of it. Perfect for those who’ve ever read something twice and still got it wrong, or failed professionals who never stop kidding themsleves. Because who needs lemons when you’ve got melons?

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

When you think of the Pope, you probably imagine holy prayers, majestic robes, and a whole lot of incense. But what if, just for one moment, he’s sipping on something a little more… spirited? This shirt captures His Holiness at his most chill – enjoying a Bloody Mary on a Sunday. Because, let’s be real, even the Pope deserves a little break from blessing the masses to sip on something with a little kick, but totally legal.

With a perfectly holy vibe and a touch of divine debauchery, this tee is perfect for anyone who’s ever thought, “Maybe it’s time for a reformation of the brunch scene.” Whether you're at brunch with your crew or just want to keep your outfit blessed with a sense of humour, this shirt has got you covered. After all, who says you can’t have a little faith... and a lot of vodka?

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

For those who know that patience isn’t just a virtue, it’s a way of life. The design features a tortoise in the kitchen, leisurely preparing a meal like a culinary artist at work. No rush, no stress – just slow, steady perfection.

It’s the ideal shirt for anyone who’s ever thought, “Why hurry when you can savour the process?” Whether you're into slow-roasting, braising, or just taking your time to get the flavours just right, this tortoise is your spirit chef. It’s a reminder that the best things in life take time – especially when they’re cooked low and slow.

Perfect for fans of hearty stews, slow-cooked lamb, or just a relaxed approach to everything. Wear it if you think "fast food" should be a crime, and that dinner should always take at least a couple of hours to perfect. Who needs instant gratification when you’ve got the patience to craft a masterpiece?

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.