Collection: Puns / One-Liners / Jokes

When you think of the Pope, you probably imagine holy prayers, majestic robes, and a whole lot of incense. But what if, just for one moment, he’s sipping on something a little more… spirited? This shirt captures His Holiness at his most chill – enjoying a Bloody Mary on a Sunday. Because, let’s be real, even the Pope deserves a little break from blessing the masses to sip on something with a little kick, but totally legal.

With a perfectly holy vibe and a touch of divine debauchery, this tee is perfect for anyone who’s ever thought, “Maybe it’s time for a reformation of the brunch scene.” Whether you're at brunch with your crew or just want to keep your outfit blessed with a sense of humour, this shirt has got you covered. After all, who says you can’t have a little faith... and a lot of vodka?

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• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
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For those who know that patience isn’t just a virtue, it’s a way of life. The design features a tortoise in the kitchen, leisurely preparing a meal like a culinary artist at work. No rush, no stress – just slow, steady perfection.

It’s the ideal shirt for anyone who’s ever thought, “Why hurry when you can savour the process?” Whether you're into slow-roasting, braising, or just taking your time to get the flavours just right, this tortoise is your spirit chef. It’s a reminder that the best things in life take time – especially when they’re cooked low and slow.

Perfect for fans of hearty stews, slow-cooked lamb, or just a relaxed approach to everything. Wear it if you think "fast food" should be a crime, and that dinner should always take at least a couple of hours to perfect. Who needs instant gratification when you’ve got the patience to craft a masterpiece?

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

For when life’s a bit of a game and you’ve got a canine with some serious moves. It’s the kind of shirt you wear when your dog has clearly been up to some questionable activities and you’re not sure whether to be impressed or just slightly concerned. I mean, where did that dog bowl go? And how has it turned into a full-on bowling tournament?

Perfect for those who’ve ever found themselves wondering where the dog’s bowl disappeared to, only to realise that the dog’s been too busy scoring strikes to bother with dinner. It’s a reminder that pets have their own plans, and they’re not always about the kibble – sometimes, it’s about taking over the lanes.

Wear it when you’re too busy chuckling at your dog’s antics to notice the chaos they’ve caused. Because honestly, when a dog bowls, who needs to worry about dinner?

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

There are very few things in life more spiritual and tranquil than hanging out with your mates in late-summer, watching the sun set behind the rolling hills of a lush English countryside. 

Couple that with a gentle breeze dancing off the WMD you were blessed with at birth, swinging between your legs, and you would be easily forgiven to believe you were a true gift from God. 

For those who can relate, if is a matter of when, not if, that fame will find you.

Amen.

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

For when life throws you off a wall and, well… things don’t exactly go to plan. The design features everyone's favourite fragile egg, Humpty Dumpty, post perch on his ill-fated wall, with a small surprise waiting underneath. Let’s just say, it’s not just his shell that’s cracked.

This one's for those who know that sometimes life falls apart in the most embarrassing ways. Because, let’s face it, who hasn’t had a moment where everything goes wrong – and then something really unexpected hits the fan?

Perfect for anyone who's had a day where everything literally falls to pieces and the only thing left is a mess you can’t quite explain. It’s the kind of shirt you wear when you’re embracing the chaos, laughing at the ridiculousness of it all, and owning the fact that sometimes you just have a sh*t situation to deal with.

Wear it if you’ve ever felt like you were just one step away from disaster – and, well, there it is.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

For when life throws you off a wall and, well… things don’t exactly go to plan. The design features everyone's favourite fragile egg, Humpty Dumpty, post perch on his ill-fated wall, with a small surprise waiting underneath. Let’s just say, it’s not just his shell that’s cracked.

This one's for those who know that sometimes life falls apart in the most embarrassing ways. Because, let’s face it, who hasn’t had a moment where everything goes wrong – and then something really unexpected hits the fan?

Perfect for anyone who's had a day where everything literally falls to pieces and the only thing left is a mess you can’t quite explain. It’s the kind of shirt you wear when you’re embracing the chaos, laughing at the ridiculousness of it all, and owning the fact that sometimes you just have a sh*t situation to deal with.

Wear it if you’ve ever felt like you were just one step away from disaster – and, well, there it is.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Dem Ho's Be Lying...

A t-shirt that needs no explanation. The sun will rise, the birds will sing, and just as inevitably them ho's will be lying.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

What do you get when you mix Homer Simpson with every high street’s favourite cobbler and key-cutter? You get “Homer Timpson”—the man, the myth, the lazily dedicated shop assistant. It’s Homer, but instead of dodging work at the nuclear plant, he’s now casually ruining your keys and charging you £3.50 for a new shoe heel.

This is for anyone who’s ever wanted to see Homer, not as a beer-guzzling, donut-devouring legend, but as the slightly confused bloke behind the counter, trying his best to help you with your shoes... while simultaneously pretending he doesn’t have no clue what he’s doing. “D'oh, that’ll be £8.99, mate!”

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Here it is, the most intimate Star Wars T-shirt you never knew you needed. Featuring the legendary Han Solo in his most vulnerable moment: lying in bed, looking all moody, thinking of Chewbacca, with a box of tissues at his side, and a throbbing stiffy under the sheets. It’s “Hans Solo Time,” and yes, we are going there.

This is the T-shirt for those who’ve ever wanted to ask, “What does Han get up to when the Millennium Falcon’s parked and everyone’s asleep?” Well, now you know. He’s indulging in a little private time, thinking about Princess Leia, maybe... or maybe just letting his feelings out. Either way, it’s a moment of pure, unfiltered solo action—and who are we to judge?

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Who knew a simple hand gesture could carry so much... power? Featuring the serene, peaceful visage of Gandhi with his hand outstretched, this design subtly adds a bit of cheek with the text "Handy from Gandhi." And no, it’s not what you’re thinking (or maybe it is, depending on how far your mind’s willing to go).

This is for the truly bold. The ones who want to rock a T-shirt that’s part spiritual icon, part cheeky pun, and all kinds of awkward. Imagine the confused looks when you waltz into a room with the Father of the Nation offering a little "handy" advice, literally. It’s Gandhi, but with a twist that’ll make you question the real meaning of non-violence.

Why not wear it to the next meditation class, just to test your zen.

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Think you're clever? Think you've got the animal kingdom all figured out? Well, brace yourself for this enigmatic design that’ll leave you scratching your head. Featuring a blurry, indistinct image of an elephant (clearly an elephant, no one’s fooling anyone here), this tee challenges you to... well, guess. Is it an elephant? Is it something else? Spoiler: It’s an elephant. But try pretending it’s not. We dare you.

Wear it to confuse your mates, annoy your gran, or watch people awkwardly try to come up with other animals—because nothing says "I’m a puzzle" like an image so blurry, it could only be mistaken for an elephant in the most generous of lighting conditions. Perfect for the slightly sadistic among us who enjoy watching people struggle with the obvious.

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
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When Willy goes wild, he goes all the way. Forget the wholesome, family-friendly orca we thought we knew and brace yourself for this utterly ridiculous redesign of Free Willy. It's not just freedom Willy’s enjoying in the ocean… he's now proudly flaunting his other assets.

This cartoon Willy has zero shame, and one metric tonne of pure game, with a confidence so big, it could probably fill an entire sea. Whether you’re rocking up to a mate’s pub night, crashing a family BBQ, or just casually strolling up to a work appraisal, this T-shirt is guaranteed to cause some serious double-takes. Expect to either get a roar of laughter or a few horrified stares — there’s no middle ground here. Perfect for fans of wildlife in all its uncensored glory.

Not for the faint-hearted, the easily offended, or anyone who still thinks orcas are just sweet sea creatures.

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
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Hold onto your wetsuits, because this one’s diving straight into the deep end. This shirt features a group of four skin divers – yes, four fearless souls, standing next to a whale (because what else would you want to swim alongside when embarking on such a delicate operation?).

That’s right. Forget underwater treasure hunts or exploring coral reefs. These divers are here for something a little... more personal. They’re armed with nothing but their courage, a solid sense of humour, and maybe a tiny bit of shame, ready to take on the world’s most dangerous mission – a whale circumcision.

Wear this tee to your next family funeral and see how many uncomfortable silences you can generate in under 5 minutes. It’s like the whale of all bad ideas—but with a lot more snipping and far fewer mammals involved.

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Warning: This shirt may cause confusion, giggles, and the overwhelming urge to explain yourself. Featuring one an example of life’s most simple men, with his hands held high, as if he's caught in the act of something… well, questionable.

Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of dark, absurd humour mixed with the ridiculousness of our everyday blunders. Wear it if you’re not shy about showing off your sense of humour and your poor, dyslexic typing skills. Just be prepared for people to look at you like you're the one who needs the dictionary, and maybe... some therapy.

Pro tip: If someone asks you about the shirt, just shrug and say, "It's an extreme case of self-care gone wrong." That should do the trick.

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Brace yourselves for the most timber-ific fashion statement of the year. This t-shirt features Elijah Wood—but not in your typical Frodo Baggins get-up. Nope, here he is, casually strolling around with a tree trunk in his trousers. And no, it’s not a prop from Lord of the Rings. This is Elijah really getting into the woods—if you know what we mean.

With “Elijah Got Wood,” we’re diving deep into the depths of Treebeard’s forest, where forest puns meet a rather questionable fashion choice. Forget the One Ring—Elijah’s found something a little more... well, hard to handle.

Perfect for those who like their humour as dry as a cracked branch, and as blunt as a sawed-off log. Wear this tee and proudly announce that you, too, have been blessed with an abundance of wood... just like Frodo’s favourite hobbit in his post-Mordor, pre-sanity retreat.

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

This is the ultimate self-care kit – wrapped up in a comfy tee for when you need to declare war on productivity, embrace the art of doing absolutely nothing, and choke the bishop. The "Duvet Day Starter Pack" comes with everything you need for a solid day of self-satisfaction… under the duvet, obviously (bananas are optional).

Featuring the iconic Titanic for when you need a tear-jerking escape (don’t lie, we all know you’ve watched it 27 times), a lone hand to symbolise that perfect me time, and a box of tissues for, well… you’ll figure it out.

Perfect for those days when you need a duvet day with zero guilt and a whole lot of "me, myself, and I" energy. Just remember to keep the box of tissues well-stocked.

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Sometimes, life comes at you fast—and sometimes, it comes at you in the form of a flying duck. This T-shirt captures that exact moment of chaos: a man, caught between instinct and sheer panic, shouting "DUCK!" as he ducks to avoid being hit by a duck—because who wouldn't? The ridiculousness of the whole thing is what makes this design truly unforgettable. It’s a perfect storm of confusion, wit, and a little bit of fear, all rolled into one absurdly hilarious moment.

"DUCK!" is a literal and metaphorical shout-out to the situation, where the man's reflexes are as sharp as his sense of irony. It’s not just a warning; it’s a full-on life-or-death moment where the only thing more ridiculous than the duck flying over his head is the fact that he's still shouting the word duck at the top of his lungs. What happens next? No one knows—probably a bit of confusion, a lot of giggles, and a duck that just carries on living its best life.

Made from 100% cotton (because you’ll need to be comfortable when you're crouching for cover from airborne fowl), this T-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves a bit of slapstick, enjoys a good dad joke, or is just someone who’s never quite sure when a duck might be lurking overhead. 

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Because why settle for just any old ninja turtle when you can have Dong-a-Tello—the mutant genius with a bit more... length. This T-shirt takes Donatello, the tech-savvy, nunchuck-wielding turtle we all know and love, and gives him a cheeky twist by turning him into the ultimate master of the "dong"—because why shouldn’t your favourite turtle be a bit of a legend both in the dojo and in the... other departments?

Is he tinkering with gadgets? Is he inventing a new kind of pizza? Or is he just wondering the streets and swinging his piece above his head? Who’s to say? Either way, this shirt will make sure everyone knows you’re not just a fan of ninja reptiles—you're a fan of the ninja reptile.

Made from 100% cotton (because, let’s face it, you’ll need to strike the perfect balance between soft and hard), this T-shirt is perfect for anyone who enjoys mixing nerd culture with the ultimate cartoon weapon. Whether you’re at a comic con, chilling with your mates, or just making a bold statement at your kid’s sports day, “Dong-a-Tello” will ensure that no one forgets the time you made the world’s most famous turtle just a little more suggestive.

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• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Because sometimes, the line between reality and satire gets so blurred you can't tell if it's a political campaign or a bizarre Hollywood remake. Enter Donald Gump—a masterpiece that combines the world’s most infamous business mogul with the unassuming charm of a shrimp-loving, slow-running, life-is-like-a-box-of-chocolates icon. This exclusive T-shirt for Shirts & Giggles features Donald Trump, dressed as Forrest Gump, sitting on a bench with the same confused-but-optimistic grin that makes you wonder whether he’s about to run for office or just run away from it all.

The caption “Donald Gump” says it all—because when you’re this unpredictable, why not embrace the chaos and confusion? It’s the perfect blend of classic cinema and political absurdity, with just enough irony to make you question reality. Will he give speeches about shrimp? Will he run for president on a platform of "I’m just here for the snacks”? Who knows, but you’ll definitely get a laugh either way.

Made from 100% cotton (because even if you’re running cross-country, you’ll want to be comfy), this T-shirt is perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh at the intersection of pop culture and politics, and wants to show the world that, sometimes, the best way to cope with it all is to just keep running—right into the arms of political parody.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Want to wear a literal hot take on politics? This T-shirt features an absolute masterpiece—pure sh*t on sh*t action – like the universe itself decided we needed a little more absurdity in our lives. “Donald Dump” doesn’t just get the point across; it hurls it at you with all the subtlety of a tweet at 3 AM.

Made from 100% cotton (because we all know comfort’s important when you’re making such a statement), this shirt is perfect for anyone who wants to express their feelings about modern politics, but in the most irreverent way possible. Whether you’re making a bold statement at a protest, or simply wearing it to confuse your nan at Sunday lunch, this tee declares that sometimes, the best way to deal with things is to just flush it all down the drain.

Ideal for fans of potty humour, political satire, or anyone who’s ever thought, “You know what? The world could use a little more poo-based commentary,” this T-shirt is guaranteed to make heads turn, jaws drop, and possibly result in a few awkward silences. You’ll definitely get some confused stares, some laughs, and maybe even a "well, I guess that's one way to put it" or two.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.