Collection: Puns / One-Liners / Jokes

Who needs a dry sense of humour when you’ve got an otter with wet pockets and a question that might just haunt your every waking moment? This cheeky design takes the innocence of nature and throws in a splash of confusion—perfect for those who’ve ever wondered what happens to an otter’s belongings when they’re constantly in and out of the water. “Do otters have wet pockets?” is a riddle wrapped in a mystery, and a perfect metaphor for your life’s constant state of sogginess.

Made from 100% cotton (because let’s face it, you’ll probably end up jumping into a pond just to test the theory), this T-shirt is ideal for anyone who’s ever questioned the practicality of carrying things underwater. Whether you’re casually strolling through the park or sitting in a pub getting weird looks from your mates, this shirt declares that sometimes, the important questions aren’t always the ones that make sense.

Perfect for anyone who loves animals, absurdity, and the occasional bit of dark humour, this T-shirt will undoubtedly raise more eyebrows than it answers questions.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Who needs a dry sense of humour when you’ve got an otter with wet pockets and a question that might just haunt your every waking moment? This cheeky design takes the innocence of nature and throws in a splash of confusion—perfect for those who’ve ever wondered what happens to an otter’s belongings when they’re constantly in and out of the water. “Do otters have wet pockets?” is a riddle wrapped in a mystery, and a perfect metaphor for your life’s constant state of sogginess.

Made from 100% cotton (because let’s face it, you’ll probably end up jumping into a pond just to test the theory), this T-shirt is ideal for anyone who’s ever questioned the practicality of carrying things underwater. Whether you’re casually strolling through the park or sitting in a pub getting weird looks from your mates, this shirt declares that sometimes, the important questions aren’t always the ones that make sense.

Perfect for anyone who loves animals, absurdity, and the occasional bit of dark humour, this T-shirt will undoubtedly raise more eyebrows than it answers questions.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Let’s not beat around the bush. This T-shirt is for those who like their humour a little on the wild side—and by wild, we mean a rhinoceros with an uncomfortably bold question. Featuring a cheeky rhino with a rather prominent feature and the words “Do I make your horny?”, this tee is bound to raise eyebrows, provoke snickers, and possibly get you kicked out of polite company. It’s the perfect attire for anyone who’s ever had a laugh at a truly crass joke or just appreciates the beauty of a good horn-based pun. Warning: May cause awkward silences and confused looks—wear with confidence, or don’t wear it at all.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

The only thing more questionable than the deep philosophical questions of life is watching a bear having a poo in the woods. This design captures that exact moment of truth, when nature meets nature’s call. “Do bears shit in the woods?” The answer, of course, is yes. But we’re just here for the spectacle of it – because who doesn't want to watch a bear fulfil its most basic, primal urge while simultaneously making a mockery of every rhetorical question ever asked?

Made from 100% cotton (because, like bears in the wild, this shirt is designed to withstand whatever nature throws at it – whether it’s forest floors or an ungodly amount of waste), this t-shirt is perfect for anyone who’s ever pondered life’s simplest questions, only to be answered with “Yes, it’s happening, and it’s happening right in front of you.”

Perfect for outdoor adventures (or simply to confuse your mates at the pub), this t-shirt will make sure you’re always the first to point out that bears don’t just shit in the woods – they do so with an elegance and ease that we could all only dream of while trying not to touch anything in the woods.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Let's face it, real friends aren't the ones who nod and agree with your nonsense... they’re the ones who tolerate it, call it out for what it is, then stick around for more. This design features the perfect definition of a true friend: "Someone who listens to your b*llshit, tells you it's b*llshit, but listens some more."

It’s the kind of friendship that defies logic – where you’ve just ranted about how your ex is definitely stalking you on Instagram for the 17th time in a row, and your friend just stares at you like, “Yep, that’s complete rubbish, but tell me more.” Because that’s what friends do: they listen. They judge. And then they endure. For life.

Made from 100% cotton (because, like a good friend, it’s soft, durable, and will never let you down – even after the 9th recount of your latest “conspiracy theory”), this T-shirt is perfect for anyone who’s ever been on the receiving end of an unsolicited rant about everything from the weather to why your neighbour’s cat is definitely plotting against you. It’s the shirt for the friends who get it, because they’ve probably been subjected to the same nonsense you’ve been spouting for hours.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

This isn’t your typical light-hearted chuckle; no, this man is all of us, desperately clutching onto the last shred of humour in a world that’s been turned upside down, sideways, and into a very questionable comedy show by being w*nked off by a comic.

The comic itself? Well, it promises the kind of ‘relief’ you get from a punchline, except instead of a laugh, you're left feeling like you’ve just stepped into a bad stand-up routine that’s taking itself far too seriously.

Made from 100% cotton (because, much like your sense of humour, we prefer things soft and comforting), this T-shirt is perfect for anyone who enjoys a deep, existential chuckle. Whether you’re the type to laugh at anything for survival or you’ve just realised that comic relief is more of a coping mechanism than actual comedy, this shirt speaks to you.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

When Chuck Norris steps into Victoria’s Secret, the secrets aren’t just whispered – they surrender to him. This design features Chuck standing in the middle of a Victoria’s Secret store, exuding enough alpha energy to make the angels themselves reconsider their career choices. The caption says it all: “Chuck Norris Knows Victoria’s Secrets.”

It’s not just a catchy line – it’s a stone-cold fact. While mere mortals wonder about the mysteries behind Victoria’s Secret, Chuck Norris doesn’t ask questions. He doesn’t need to. He walks in, and the secrets come tumbling out in fear. The store’s lingerie might be designed to keep secrets, but Chuck Norris knows them all – every stitch, every lace, and most importantly, every reason why the angels dare not cross him.

Made from 100% cotton (because Chuck doesn’t need anything fancier – he’s Chuck Norris), this T-shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates the absurdity of the Chuck Norris universe that we mere mortals just live in. Whether you’re a fan of Chuck’s otherworldly abilities or simply enjoy the thought of him walking into a lingerie store with the same ease he walks into a room full of bad guys, this shirt is sure to turn heads.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

When Chuck Norris uses the loo, even the plumbing quakes in fear. This design features Chuck, standing next to a toilet, looking like he’s just given it the look that only the toilet itself knows about. The caption says it all – Chuck doesn’t need to press the flush; he simply looks at the toilet, and it runs away in fear.

The phrase “Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it” is more than just a punchline; it’s a fundamental truth. Chuck’s mere presence is so powerful, even the most stubborn of plumbing systems collapse under the sheer force of his gaze. If the toilet refuses to flush, it’s not broken – it’s simply too terrified of Chuck Norris to do anything. The porcelain trembles in his wake.

This T-shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates the absurdity of Chuck’s mythical strength, especially when it comes to restroom dynamics. Whether you’ve ever been afraid of your own bathroom or simply enjoy a bit of dark humour with your daily routine, this shirt guarantees you’ll never deal with any sh*t again.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Introducing the Chuck Norris Only Needs One Chopstick When Eating T-shirt – because when you're Chuck Norris, even the laws of cutlery bow down to your unstoppable might. This design features Chuck, looking entirely unfazed as he eats a full meal with just a single chopstick. Not because he’s trying to be clever or minimalistic, but because Chuck Norris doesn’t need two chopsticks. The second one is for p*ssys.

In Chuck’s world, simplicity is the ultimate form of power. While mere mortals struggle with their noodles, flailing around with two chopsticks like amateurs, Chuck takes one and effortlessly conquers whatever dish lies before him. The food submits, the chopstick obeys, and you’ll never see another meal the same way again.

T-shirt is perfect for anyone who’s ever tried to make eating with chopsticks look half as easy as Chuck does. Whether you're the type to carry around an extra chopstick “just in case” or you’ve mastered the art of noodle-therapy with zero effort, this shirt tells the world you're a food warrior who’s too busy being legendary to worry about the little things.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

If there’s one thing more legendary than Chuck Norris himself, it’s the ability to make inanimate objects weep in terror. This design features the man, the myth, the unbelievable force of nature, Chuck Norris, standing triumphantly over an onion that has, quite literally, lost its will to live. And why? Because Chuck doesn’t just cut onions – he breaks their spirit.

“Chuck Norris Makes Onions Cry” speaks to a truth that defies logic: onions don’t make you cry; Chuck Norris makes onions cry. You could chop a whole bag of onions without shedding a tear, but the second Chuck Norris steps into the kitchen, those onions begin sobbing uncontrollably, knowing they’re about to meet their inevitable fate at the hands of the man who once roundhouse kicked a tree into submission. And after all, an onion is just a sh*t tree.

Whether you’re a fan of Chuck’s unparalleled feats of strength or just enjoy a good laugh at the expense of all vegetable-kind, this shirt will leave people wondering, “How does he do it?”

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Chuck Norris was famously raised without parents - he was raised in fact, by his own penis.

It is one of those common misconceptions that well endowed individuals are hung like horses, but this phrase originated from the fact that a differential level was needed to describe a category suitable for one man's penis, and one man's penis only. That man was Chuck Norris, hereby crowned as the man all horses envy when it comes to the saddle department. 

If people used to be hung drawn and quartered, Chuck Norris's penis could be hung drawn and sixteenth. The man has more meat than a butcher's at Christmas or an abattoir with the power out. 

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Norris doesn’t just hear with his ears, he listens to the universe. This design features the legendary martial artist, actor, and walking myth, Chuck Norris, calmly interpreting sign language like it’s as easy as breathing – because, of course, Chuck doesn’t need sound to understand anything. The laws of physics just can’t keep up with him.

“Chuck Norris Can Hear Sign Language” isn’t some outlandish claim; it’s an undeniable fact. Chuck doesn’t rely on hearing – he just knows. Forget auditory waves – Chuck Norris simply reads the vibes, intuitively understands the motions, and communicates with the world in a way that makes mere mortals look like they’re playing catch-up. It’s not sign language; it’s Chuck Norris language.

This t-shirt is ideal for anyone who enjoys defying the limits of reason, logic, and basic human anatomy. Whether you're a fan of Chuck's infinite powers or you simply love the absurdity of him being able to hear the quietest gestures, this shirt is your golden ticket to raising eyebrows and earning instant credibility among those who know Chuck Norris is a force of nature – and not one that requires hearing aids.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Chuck Norris doesn’t just break the rules of physics, he rewrites the very fabric of reality. This design features the legendary martial artist and icon, Chuck Norris, casually reading a braille book like it’s just another Tuesday. Why? Because Chuck doesn’t need eyes to see, and he certainly doesn’t need to follow the usual laws of anything.

 “Chuck Norris Can Speak Braille” isn’t just a boast – it’s a fact. In Chuck’s world, sight is optional, hearing is optional, and most definitely, any standard form of communication is just a mere suggestion. If he wants to "speak" Braille, he just does it – no questions asked. The world bends to his will, even if it’s in complete silence.

Made from 100% cotton (because Chuck Norris doesn’t need comfort, but we do), this T-shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh at the expense of logic, reason, and any normal human limitations. Whether you’re a fan of Chuck's unexplainable feats of strength or just enjoy the sheer absurdity of the idea that a man can speak a tactile language without needing to see, this shirt is a certified conversation starter.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Because who needs focus when you’ve got a catchy band logo and the promise of distraction at every turn? This cheeky design plays on the iconic AC/DC logo, but with a twist that only those who live in the fast lane of the ADHD highway can truly appreciate. The bold ADHD up front is a shout-out to your unrelenting ability to zoom from one thought to the next, while the "Highway to, hey look a birdie" tagline serves as a reminder that your attention span has a tendency to wander like a squirrel on espresso.

Made from 100% cotton (because you’ll probably end up running around in it), this T-shirt is perfect for anyone who knows that focusing on one thing for too long is so last week. Whether you’re attempting a task and suddenly remember you haven’t watered the plants or you’re deep in conversation but can’t help but notice that cool cloud formation, this shirt proudly announces that your mind’s a beautiful chaos of distractions.

Ideal for those who embrace the chaos of life, this T-shirt is guaranteed to get a laugh, a nod of recognition, and possibly a “hey, is that a bird?” when you least expect it. Perfect for those with ADHD, those who love a bit of 80s rock nostalgia, or anyone who enjoys a good bit of fun with a bit of a twist – just don’t be surprised if someone points at something shiny and you both go off track.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

We all have some form of connection to World War II, but now you can wear that history with pride. Your grandad died in World War II, by falling out of a guard tower, what's a little slip of a german between freunds?

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Introducing the most boldly philosophical t-shirt you’ll ever wear. This design boldly declares: “The Naked Man Fears No Pickpocket”. Because let’s be honest, if you're strolling around with nothing but your birthday suit, there’s literally nothing for a pickpocket to take. No wallet, no phone, no shame. Just pure, unfiltered freedom.

This shirt is the perfect way to say, “I live life fearlessly”—or maybe just “I have absolutely no personal belongings worth stealing.” Whether you’re embracing your inner minimalist or just tired of losing your keys, this tee has got you covered (or, well, not covered if you want to go the full naked route).

Perfect for anyone who appreciates a bit of dark humour and wants to make a statement without losing their stuff. It's the perfect outfit for that awkward moment when you're not sure whether you're about to rob a bank or start a yoga retreat.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Ooh la la, c'est magnifique! This shirt features the one and only Will.I.Am channelling his inner Frenchman with the classic beret, striped shirt, and, of course, a baguette in hand. With the bold and oh-so-French slogan "Je.Suis.Will," this tee proves that even the most iconic musicians can rock a stereotype when they feel like getting a little artsy.

Whether you’re a fan of Will.I.Am, love some playful cultural references, or just can’t resist a good "I’m-not-sure-if-this-is-hilarious-or-genius" moment, this shirt has you covered. It's perfect for when you want to say, “Oui, I’m fabulous, and I know it," but with a little extra je ne sais quoi.

Just don’t be surprised if people start asking where you got your croissants or if you’ve secretly started your own band. It's a Will thing, you wouldn’t understand.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

Set sail on a wild adventure with this bold and hilariously cheeky t-shirt featuring Long John Silver’s brother Long Dong Silver. But wait—what’s that peeking into frame? Yup, it’s exactly what you think it is. This tshirt is ready to make a splash, adding a little extra oomph to the legendary pirate’s story.

Perfect for anyone with a sense of humour as big as the seven seas, this tee is sure to get attention and spark some laughs (or awkward pauses). Whether you’re a fan of classic adventure tales or just love a good pun, this shirt is a perfect way to rock your own sense of mischief.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.

This is the shirt for anyone who’s ever watched a pigeon walk and thought, “Now, that’s confidence.” Featuring two pigeons breaking down the science of the perfect strut, this tee takes you step-by-step through the art of waddling with purpose – because let’s face it, pigeons don’t walk, they own the sidewalk. The caption, “The Pigeon Strut”, is a tribute to those majestic birds who strut like they’ve just landed a modelling contract and the entire city is their runway.

Perfect for anyone who knows the value of walking with swagger, even if you're just strutting to the corner shop for a packet of crisps. This shirt is your chance to embrace your inner pigeon—bold, proud, and ready to dominate your local area.

Features

• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.